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9 hours ago, Co.Down Hibee said:

I think he means it's a film with a shark in it as opposed to being centrally about a shark.....must be a film critical thing .

He's says Jaws isn't about a shark because the book (which I haven't read) focuses a lot on relationships/infidelity, as well as having a shark. Though the film itself is really about the shark...

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He's says Jaws isn't about a shark because the book (which I haven't read) focuses a lot on relationships/infidelity, as well as having a shark. Though the film itself is really about the shark...

The book is pretty gash. The shark is almost an incidental background thing, most of the book focusses on soap opera stuff about an affair, there's also some muddled subplot about the mayor being involved with Mafiosi types.
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23 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said:


The book is pretty gash. The shark is almost an incidental background thing, most of the book focusses on soap opera stuff about an affair, there's also some muddled subplot about the mayor being involved with Mafiosi types.

Also, in the book, the shark succumbs to its wounds rather than, y'know, getting blown up and shit. In the book, you can easily argue a case for the water and/or the shark being a metaphor for an unseen, unstoppable threat that mirrors the influences moving through the town; adulterous wives, mafia connected mayors, criminal tourists. FWIW, the novel of Jaws 2 is just about a b*****d shark.

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The actors called the big rubber prop shark "Bruce". Made the film a bit less scary for me after learning that. 

Named after Spielberg's lawyer I think.

I binge watched all of the Jaws films recently.

First one is obvs an absolute classic. Martin Brody is a hero for our times.

Jaws 2 - perfectly acceptable monster/teens in peril type of popcorn film. Props to the shark for bringing down a small helicopter.

Jaws 3 - pretty rubbish although gains points due to rich, fruity performances from the guy that used to play Manimal, and Lou Gossett Jr.

Jaws The Revenge - dear God it is worse than I remember it. Still has to be one of the worst films ever. Total, utter dogshit.
Not even in a good way like The Room or something, just a badly made piece of shit.
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13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Jaws 4 eats a plane and teleports around the world. Also, Michael Caine air-dries faster than The Human Torch.

When people criticise that film, Michael Caine says he's never seen it... but he's seen the house that he bought with the money he got for making it.

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When people criticise that film, Michael Caine says he's never seen it... but he's seen the house that he bought with the money he got for making it.

The fact that Ellen Brody was having flashbacks to events that she wasn't even present at actually caused me to shout at the TV.
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On 13/03/2017 at 20:20, pittsburgh phil said:

Commando is on tonight, Film 4 9pm. Not age appropriate but worth watching for the gloriously camp bad guy, Bennet.


Always makes me chuckle at the fact that in the heat of a death battle the best he can come out with is playground insults that make little sense.

 

On 13/03/2017 at 20:54, quickoverayard said:

 

 


I knew every word of this film by the age of 3, my gran had to pretend she lost the VHS as i was obsessed and watched it like 4 times a day.

Looking back it was a shite film with some shocking acting and even worse of a script, got to love some of arnies lines in the film tho....

'let off some steam Bennet'
'Dont disturb my friend.... hes dead tired'
 

 

 

 

On 13/03/2017 at 20:58, pittsburgh phil said:

Johhhhn...I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes, I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!

He's dead ten seconds later...

 

On 13/03/2017 at 21:10, pittsburgh phil said:

Haven't even cleared the opening credits yet and Commando is delivering on all fronts!

 

On 13/03/2017 at 21:28, tongue_tied_danny said:

Commando is great. You gotta loves films where a former soldier or secret agent is living a peaceful life out in the countryside then is coaxed out of retirement and has to partake in some serious asskicking. Rambo 3, Invasion USA, Firefox etc. There's plenty of others. It has to be the most common movie cliche of them all.

 

On 13/03/2017 at 22:46, pittsburgh phil said:

I'd give Commando a solid 8/10..always good to see the fictional dictatorship of Val Verde included.
Also those knives that he fires are real things. Russian army standard, be warned.

 

On 13/03/2017 at 23:26, Patrick Bateman said:

I really love listening to your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

Commando is fucking brilliant! One of my favourite films for just how absolutely ridiculous it is.

The tone is set immediately when a close up of Matrix's bulging biceps fill the screen as the camera pans out to reveal he's carrying huge logs. It doesn't let up from then on, what with Matrix smelling the enemy on the wind to jumping out of a moving aircraft to picking up a phonebox with a man inside to inexplicably stripping down to tiny underwear in order to row a boat to annihilating an entire army single handed, the film delivers all the time. Then there are the glorious one liners.

"They should call him 'Girl George'. It would cut out all of the confusion I think."

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

"I eat green berets for breakfast!"

"What happened to Sully?" "I had to let him go!"

 

 

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25 minutes ago, GordonD said:

When people criticise that film, Michael Caine says he's never seen it... but he's seen the house that he bought with the money he got for making it.

I liked the old myth from when it first came out too, about how MC was on holiday in the Bahamas and they just asked him to join in. Amazing what you'll believe when you're a kid.

This and Jaws 3D were the only Jaws movies I ever saw in the cinema. Egad.

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Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I liked the old myth from when it first came out too, about how MC was on holiday in the Bahamas and they just asked him to join in.

It happened with Spike Milligan and Life of Brian.

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Lion

Went to watch Lion at the cinema last night not knowing anything about it except my gf wanted to see it. Wow what a great film. Dont think it will work so well on tv but on the big screen you feel like you are on a journey and you get caught up in the emotion. This weeks probably last chance to see it at cinema so if you want to treat the missus take her to see this.

Why would I want to take your missus if she's already seen it?
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(54-58)

I Am Belfast 6/10

Mark Cousins essay film about Belfast. Well-meaning, and looks and feels nice but kept drifting.

Dear Phone 6/10

Peter Greenaway 'structural' film about phoneboxes, funny but slight.

A TV Dante 7/10

Peter Greenaway does a bit of the Divine Comedy, completely mad

The Wild Angels 5/10

Roger Corman biker b-movie, this is where that Primal Scream bit from Loaded is from

Easy Rider 6/10

Heavily borrows from the aforementioned Corman, Mekas, Baillie, Warhol, Anger and Brakhage, but manages to find the right blend of them all.

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3 hours ago, GordonD said:

When people criticise that film, Michael Caine says he's never seen it... but he's seen the house that he bought with the money he got for making it.

Wasn't there something about him agreeing to be in it despite not reading the script beyond the opening line:

"EXT. THE BAHAMAS"

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