the jambo-rocker Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Pan's Labyrinth 8.5/10 Never seen it before, and I'm questioning my reasons as to why now. Excellent film, although I have only one criticism of it. Showing the kid dying at the very start, kind of ruined the shock factor of it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I saw Transformers 4 at the IMAX yesterday. I was going in thinking it was going to be one of the worst things I would ever lay my eyes upon. To be honest, it wasn't the worst film of all time, but will probably never watch it again. There were a few moments where I actually laughed out loud because the dialogue was so bad. It definitely lasted far too long. 3/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I saw Transformers 4 at the IMAX yesterday. I was going in thinking it was going to be one of the worst things I would ever lay my eyes upon. To be honest, it wasn't the worst film of all time, but will probably never watch it again. There were a few moments where I actually laughed out loud because the dialogue was so bad. It definitely lasted far too long. 3/10 Agree with this - it went on for too long and there was just too much going on for such a movie. Probably better than the 3rd one, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Maleficent Saw this with my daughter yesterday. A decent kids film which doesn't have a numeral after it is a rarity these days, it's certainly worth a watch. 7/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Extract 6/10 Joel, the owner of an extract plant, tries to contend with myriad personal and professional problems, such as his potentially unfaithful wife and employees who want to take advantage of him. It's alright. Reminds me of Office Space a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Blue Velvet 8/10 Good film. Still would re; Dern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Transformers: Age of Extinction 7/10 I was led to believe that this was going to be horrible and the last instalment of Transformers was indeed awful. I went to that with my missus and felt guilty for taking her, it was that bad. But when I saw there were dinobots, I was like "If the 6-year old me found out there was live action Transformers film staring the dinobots, in 3D on a massive screen, and I didn't go, he'd kill himself before I got to feel a pair of breasts." Still I had low expectations, but it started off with a load of CGI dinosaurs, and my inner child went freaking nuts. The goofy humour was less goofy, the plot less forced, and the action scenes bigger and more ridiculous than ever. 25 minutes to get going, and then it's all massive robots and explosions. There was a bit when Optimus Prime rides in to Shanghai city on giant robotic T-Rex that I realised Michael Bay may not be an artist, but he is a craftsman. My inner child loved it, and I was at peace. I went home and had a w**k to celebrate the fact no freaky Back To The Future shit will stop me feeling breasts, but it may have been my inner child doing the wanking, which makes me a peado. Better than Godzilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 The Armstrong Lie 8/10 Should have been LIES plural, amirite! c**t couldn't stop telling lies, looking right into your face and lying, going on the news and lying, lying in court, lying in grand juries, lying to lawyers and UCI officials and the wives of teammates and Oprah Winfrey and the maker of this documentary, the guy just absolutely loves to lie and then shrugs it off and says "everyone else was cheating too, I just cheated the same amount so I'm technically still the best", absolutely deluded oaf of a man. Really good, pretty in-depth, fascinating even. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 The Golden Dream 7/10 Film about some kids from Guatemala who illegally emigrate to the US and encounter bad shit on the way. You can imagine it and it offered nothing in the way of surprises but it was nicely acted with some stunning cinematography. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Guesthouse Paradiso 10/10 I liked it when everyone in the hotel was vomiting gallons and gallons of green gloopy sick in rivers down the corridor sending Vincent Cassel (Vincent Cassel!!! LOL) crashing through a window and down into the ocean below. Better than Godzilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) The Stairs 10/10 Fucking amazing, really weird look into the family of man charged with the killing of his own wife. So many twists and turns, almost like "The Imposter". Some fascinating scenes, especially when they are testing an expert witness against a focus group. I was convinced he was going to be let off by the end, was genuinely shocked and upset when he was convicted. Shocking stuff, I reckon he was innocent. Better than Godzilla. Edited July 8, 2014 by Christophe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jupiter Jazz Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 The Grand Budapest Hotel For some reason I couldn't get into Moonrise Kingdom but this is Wes Anderson's best film. I found myself grinning like a lunatic from beginning to end. Ralph Fiennes is fantastic as concierge Gustave H in another of Anderson's brilliantly realised worlds. 9/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 The raid2 ..not as non stop as 1 but fuk me some amazing action in it! Btw fuk me wasnt in it , I mean ...fuk me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I've not seen it yet, but the idea of transformers and dinosaurs in the same film makes we want to be 10 all over again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The Conspiracy ( 2013 ) A found footage style movie as a documentary team talk to a conspiracy theorist, and when he goes missing, they start to try and pull on threads. It's a great example of the genre. The plot itself can get a bit up it's arse, but it remains properly captivating throughout. The characters are all guys who you can get behind in one way or another, and the leads do a magnificent job here, which is a problem with some of the smaller found footage style movies out there. The key to this though is the pacing, and the way the movie just draws you into it. 9/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Hotel Transylvania Animated comedy film for the kids with the voices of Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Selena Gomez. Not nearly as good as Finding Nemo, the Toy Story's or Tangled but still a pretty enjoyable watch. Kids seemed to enjoy it too. 7/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I've not seen it yet, but the idea of transformers and dinosaurs in the same film makes we want to be 10 all over again. Yes I thought the same but well I'll not spoil it for you, watch it and make your own mind up It's awful, fucking awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearwithme Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The Monuments Men George Clooney, Matt Damon et al are soldiers hunting art looted by the Nazis at the end of WWII. Looks at the tension between art and warfare in an entertaining way. 7/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Frozen Kids finally got me to watch it. It was funny in parts but far too many songs. 6/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Noah Watched this last night, some hideous acting from her out of Harry Potter. Ray Winstone playing a cockney Middle Eastern, and Noah doesn't seem to mind that two of his kids are English and one American. Everyone knows the basic story behind Noah, however, this seems to have Rock Monsters and Anthony Hopkins playing an eccentric Methusala will have the god botherers shaking in their pughs. Not to put too fine a point on it, it's shite. 2/10 ( 2 points for finishing) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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