Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 See in 12-15 hours time, when you finally get that wee minute to yourself that you haven't had since getting ready for the ceremony, you are going to ask yourself one question that will last the first month on your marriage. 'Did that really just happen?' Good luck, have a cracking day and don't forget to thank the wife in your speech and get the men to raise a glass to all the ladies who made every effort to look outstanding for the day... and watch which men look where when toasting You'll make us all cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 My wife is currently making fresh potato scones as we gave no shop bought efforts for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You'll make us all cry.You cry at anything. Christ I've seen you cry at your own farts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 See, after a couple of years of marriage you will be like this. Currently playing a mixture of old school rave anthems and ac/DC as the missus came in pissed at 01:30, bounced off every wall, started getting nippy and then told me to f**k off when I tried to help her. It's the simple things that keep it going 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just got a chipsteak supper from Murrays in the Ferry dropped off for my tea. It's lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) 6 buses today down to Dunfermline and back, all of which have been bang on time, allowing successful 10 & 5 min connections, all for a football game never even considered for postponement. Who is this Desmond? I laugh in his face. Edited December 5, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Summers here and I'm officially a paid actor....Enjoy the HIV I'm getting married today. Quality!Good luck soldier Just got a chipsteak supper from Murrays in the Ferry dropped off for my tea. It's lovely. Edited December 5, 2015 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You've never had a chipsteak? Child abuse, IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You've never had a chipsteak? Child abuse, IMHO. Probably called a Steakchip over there or something. I tend to limit myself to one a year though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 After googling "chipsteak" I am none the wiser, aside from knowing that I never want to consume something vaguely called a chipsteak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 After googling "chipsteak" I am none the wiser, aside from knowing that I never want to consume something vaguely called a chipsteak. Google even has an auto-fill for chip steak supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Aye, a chipsteak supper is braw every now and then. Smother the b*****d in broon sauce Deeboy? Branston, fruity & tangy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm pretty confident that a description of what a chipsteak is will be one of the first few things to appear on Google if you're doing it properly. It appears to be some sort of vague reconstituted thing calling itself beef Like I said, nothing about the google confirms what it is so, eh, naw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Branston, fruity & tangy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I got my TV mounted on to the wall this afternoon meaning it's safe from being pulled to the floor by my cat again... My Mrs has finally decided to watch a movie that I've heard of and quite like - Mean Streets on said TV. Leicester are top of the EPL and not one of the usual bilgemongs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've never heard of a chipsteak supper either.. After a wee google it appears to be a battered beef burger? Way worse than Coleslaw IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 It appears to be some sort of vague reconstituted thing calling itself beef Like I said, nothing about the google confirms what it is so, eh, naw. It's basically a thin(ner) burger, butchers even sell them. I think there's a high alcohol content in your evenings drinks Miguel. You're a man of the world. Both the light and dark underbelly. Get yourself down to the butchers tomorrow and pick one up, have it with chips and thank me later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 rbv.jpg Looks like someone cast a baboon in a movie about Rolf Harris - Frankie Boyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've never heard of a chipsteak supper either.. After a wee google it appears to be a battered beef burger? Way worse than Coleslaw IMO. You wear an SNP bangle. Shut your pus and get back in the fucking corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 It's basically a thin(ner) burger, butchers even sell them. I think there's a high alcohol content in your evenings drinks Miguel. You're a man of the world. Both the light and dark underbelly. Get yourself down to the butchers tomorrow and pick one up, have it with chips and thank me later. Tomorrow night's dinner will be the chilli I came home too late to make tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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