Swarley Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 getting paid to dump at work. Quality Assurance Tester at WC Boggs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 getting paid to dump at work. Being paid time and a turd are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Ordered a take-away saying it was my mates birthday and received this. Top work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 It's been a year since we pumped Rangers 3-2. All day at work I've been grinning like a Cheshire Cat whenever I've thought about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Finished work for over a week, Celtic away on Saturday, my birthday Monday, away to Edinburgh on Wednesday then the Mrs birthday on Friday. My liver feels fucked even at the thought of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Finished work for over a week, Celtic away on Saturday, my birthday Monday, away to Edinburgh on Wednesday then the Mrs birthday on Friday. My liver feels fucked even at the thought of it. You don't have to drink to enjoy yourself, Bertrand, although it massively helps and stops people from treating you like a fucking leper. I was out last Monday night and was constantly being asked why I wasn't drinking like I was some sort of weird social outcast. They changed their tunes when they were looking for a run home right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Got mistaken for a 25 year old today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Got mistaken for a 25 year old today 25 year old what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 25 year old what? Just a 25 year old woman, but I'll take that and be happy seeing as I will be 35 next birthday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 You don't have to drink to enjoy yourself, Bertrand, although it massively helps and stops people from treating you like a fucking leper. I was out last Monday night and was constantly being asked why I wasn't drinking like I was some sort of weird social outcast. They changed their tunes when they were looking for a run home right enough. I know what you Dundee types are like. You were probably driving home looking like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Shed Seven tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I know what you Dundee types are like. You were probably driving home looking like this. That's mair like Wisbit after three espressos down his local. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Summers here and I'm officially a paid actor.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) I'm getting married today. Quality!Congratulations to you....commiserations to the future wife.Hope it's a great day Edited December 5, 2015 by lichtie23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality! Best of luck in your new life, J. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality! Good luck,looking forward to reading all your stuff on the pretty things that get on my nerves thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality!Sakes man get off P&B and concentrate on the job at hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality! I bet you make a beautiful bride, J. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married today. Quality!See in 12-15 hours time, when you finally get that wee minute to yourself that you haven't had since getting ready for the ceremony, you are going to ask yourself one question that will last the first month on your marriage.'Did that really just happen?' Good luck, have a cracking day and don't forget to thank the wife in your speech and get the men to raise a glass to all the ladies who made every effort to look outstanding for the day... and watch which men look where when toasting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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