Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Payday and Friday. What a time to be alive. Word, yo. Treated myself to a new jacket last night to celebrate and the wife bought me some trainers during the week. Shipping the boy off to his gran's on Saturday and taking the missus out on the town. Might even try and finger her. Weekend ahoy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 ^^^ Sweet Pete Valentino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Remember, rubber up. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1455274147.663822.jpg I prefer The Shocker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I prefer The Shocker. shocker.png Your missus doesn't like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Aye she does. Try taking your pinky ring off the next time. You beast. That's your missus your thinking of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Your missus doesn't like that. Yours does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Yours does. Well, yes, but that's not the topic at hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Not it's not the topic that's at hand, it's her ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Lord of the flies is in Netflix and I'm going to watch it once I have sat through some romantic pish that my gf wants Does she like watching films with semi naked young boys as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Lord of the flies is in Netflix and I'm going to watch it once I have sat through some romantic pish that my gf wantsThere's football on all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I'm being a nice boyfriend on Valentine's Day though. Today is the 13th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Today is the 13th.It's on all day tomorrow as well. I have been excused all Valentines efforts after returning ill from my trip south. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Just had some outdoor hot tub action with the wife. Would you come and clean mine? We've never used it or cleaned it since we moved in 2 and a half years ago. I lifted the cover once and there was an entire ecosystem in there. They worship me as a God now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Would you come and clean mine? We've never used it or cleaned it since we moved in 2 and a half years ago. I lifted the cover once and there was an entire ecosystem in there. They worship me as a God now. Switch it on just for five seconds, The Mearns would be like Chernobyl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Fucking hell. Get some sodium hypo flung in there before some poor c*nt ends up with legionnaires disease. Bitch please, Pontiac Fever at worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I got a pay rise today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Your average hot tub temperatures are favourable for growth of bacteria that may result in Pontiac Fever, Lochgoilhead Fever and Legionnaires Disease. This is just a cover up for that c**t Campbell strutting about with his shotgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I got a pay rise today A carry oot isn't a pay rise Miguel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I got a pay rise todayYet there you are with an inadequate carry out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Just had some outdoor hot tub action with the wife. An old bath left in the garden is not a hot tub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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