BFTD Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Thirteen years for BigFatTabbyWife and me. I keep telling her to let me out early for good behaviour by sticking a pillow over my face during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 You must be quite old then. 38 now. About as middle-aged as you can get. My days of being attractive to teenage girls never existed are long gone. What's the step after middle-age? I presume you don't just slip straight into being 'elderly'...pre-decrepitude, perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I always consider middle age to be in your 40's. You're still young for this earth. Think we had this conversation a while back. The average life expectancy for British males is 84 now, incredibly, which would make the mid-point of life 42. Google claims it's the period between 45 and 60 - presumably written by middle-aged men in full-blown denial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I always consider middle age to be in your 40's. You're still young for this earth. Mozza's ahead of the trend. Three-day working week 'optimal for over-40s' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36069754 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Mozza's ahead of the trend. Three-day working week 'optimal for over-40s' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36069754 I couldn't stand that kind of increased hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Think we had this conversation a while back. The average life expectancy for British males is 84 now, incredibly, which would make the mid-point of life 42. Google claims it's the period between 45 and 60 - presumably written by middle-aged men in full-blown denial That's a bit spooky. I looked in the bathroom mirror this morning and it occurred to me that I am no longer middle aged, I am now old. It's something that I probably should have realised some time ago but it was a sudden thought that struck me. Hopefully I will continue to get older; it's better than the alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Middle age is 10-15 years older than me. I'm good for a bit yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Oracle Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Taps aff This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Jackanackanory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 When you cut too many chunks of cheese to grate and you get to munch on them with a little less guilt than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 When you cut too many chunks of cheese to grate and you get to munch on them with a little less guilt than usual. I never feel guilty about eating cheese. Your posts suggests that I should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Last radiotherapy session done and dusted today, although a bollock lighter will be glad to see the back of the hospital for a while #fuckcancer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Last radiotherapy session done and dusted today, although a bollock lighter will be glad to see the back of the hospital for a while #fuckcancer Well done and good luck. You must be knackered after all those treatments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Last radiotherapy session done and dusted today, although a bollock lighter will be glad to see the back of the hospital for a while #fuckcancer Now that's a real RTBC! You're a brave man. I wouldn't have the balls for something like that. Best wishes for the future, I hope you never have to go through anything like that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Started at 3. Finished at 4. Ideal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Started at 3. Finished at 4. Ideal ^^^^Mozza likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 The wonderful life of a prostitute named Drk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Last radiotherapy session done and dusted today, although a bollock lighter will be glad to see the back of the hospital for a while #fuckcancer Hope you adjust soon and stop leaning to one side to stop from falling over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Now that's a real RTBC! You're a brave man. I wouldn't have the balls for something like that. Best wishes for the future, I hope you never have to go through anything like that again. I really hope you didn't mean that. All the best, YHallSaint, hope everything goes to plan! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 My rubber ball is doing me just fine and all though it's been a testi I'm happy where I'm at 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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