Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Herman I think you may have some issues that need looked at. As long as they are looked at outwith P&B where I will not be further subjected, I agree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: indeed; i yearn for the day that bukkake is on the national curriculum, there are vending machines on street corners selling schoolgirl's panties and we're all drinking pocari sweat.... *selectively edited to justify lowbrow smut 120m people just about covered (no pun intended) in one sweeping statement..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Might just do it anyway. #Moneybags Ikea have smart bulbs now as do Hive and Philips Hue. I've got the Hue bulbs in some of the rooms and they are excellent. I've got the colour changing ones in the living room and a light strip behind the TV for bias lighting. I wouldn't fancy putting some unknown gearbest WiFi bulb on my network. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Can’t believe there are troglodytes who still don’t control their central heating via their phones. Wierdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) It would drive me mad having to ask "Alexa" outloud to do things I already do without thinking. Edited February 21, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 If you asked Alexa to murder Bono, who would be responsible for his death, you or her programmers? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: If you asked Alexa to murder Bono, who would be responsible for his death, you or her programmers? Asking for a friend. You'd probably get a hundredweight of dog biscuits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You'd probably get a hundredweight of dog biscuits. That's not a bad reward, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I understand someone received a delivery of cat food from Amazon that they didn't order, and it turned out their Alexa ordered it because there was an advert on the telly for Alexa, and Alexa picked up on this. #AlexaCeption 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I understand someone received a delivery of cat food from Amazon that they didn't order, and it turned out their Alexa ordered it because there was an advert on the telly for Alexa, and Alexa picked up on this. #AlexaCeption Easily done imho. Our Google Home will frequently spring into life because its picked up something someone said on the tv. It's supposed to only respond to OK Google or Hey Google but its clearly listening to everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Alexa maybe understands cat speak. " Okay Charly, you want me to order you two tons of catnip, some fish, some cream and some rat poison to feed to the dog?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Alexa maybe understands cat speak. " Okay Charly, you want me to order you two tons of catnip, some fish, some cream and some rat poison to feed to the dog?". You’ll understand what’s happened once Rents keels over then. Excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 36 minutes ago, NJ2 said: You’ll understand what’s happened once Rents keels over then. Excellent. Quite old school round my place. No Alexa or anything like that. Wives and children can be commanded to do these tasks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Dundee United. Always good for a laugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Huw Richard Forbes Jones and his 22 team mates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 My work is now selling pickled eggs, what a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Aidan said: My work is now selling pickled eggs, what a time to be alive. ^^^works in the chippy^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 ^^^works in the chippy^^^ Delivers fresh eggs but the refrigeration unit in his van is knackered imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Invested in some of these yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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