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On 10/08/2018 at 16:50, ICTJohnboy said:

 

Any tips for the weekend which might give us a chance of getting some of our cash back?

 

On 10/08/2018 at 17:26, 19QOS19 said:

Dunfermline @ 13/10 tomorrow ;)

 

Brilliant fucking tip that was.

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20 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Open the windows and turn the heating on full blast?

If you like ;) 

Maybe not a great idea at Mach 2 and 40,000 feet though :o 

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7 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

Environment Control, Ice Detection and Windscreen Heating aced this morning. 91% :)

The fact that you can’t control the environment, detect ice or heat the windscreen 9% of the time is cause for concern.

 

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15 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

This is what I'm most looking forward to tomorrow when my daughter starts Primary 1.

 

I'm not crying.  You're crying.

Its a memorable day.  It will live long in your mind.  Vivid imagery which you will look back upon fondly in years to come. 

Also, the memories of your daughters first day at Primary 1 will hopefully be just as memorable. 

Spoiler

Image result for goodbye cry gif

 

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6 minutes ago, philpy said:
4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
The return of milfy gym slags at the school gates. 
Its been a long summer.

I thought they split up in 2007 after the lead singer decided to pursue a solo career??

Got back together this morning m8.  Great news.

Think they'll be here until Christmas.

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This is what I'm most looking forward to tomorrow when my daughter starts Primary 1.
 
I'm not crying.  You're crying.
Learn from Brother Melanius' error. Photos (of the MILFs) or gtf.
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successfully picking huge* splinters out of your fingers using surgical scalpel blades - must be the same sort of adrenaline rush that actual brain surgeons get from performing a life-saving operations on a tumour-ridden child; very like playing god, i would imagine....

* like - multiple millimetres !

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