engelbert_humperdink Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I hear you. I can totally understand how people get addicted to opioids and I'd possibly have a bit of sympathy for junkies if they weren't burgling houses or attacking pensioners to sustain their habits. Or jumping the queue in the chemists to get their methadone. Although to be fair it's better than having the c***s standing behind you stinking the place out and eyeing up your wallet. Anyway Buzz Killington, I'll be fine as I don't live anywhere near the Forth Bridge. Be Aware Edited April 24, 2018 by engelbert_humperdink fanny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 On the train to Charing Cross from West Lothian. I buy my ticket from the ticket inspector on the train. He hands me my tickets telling me he split it so I've a return to Queen Street and then a return between there and Charing Cross saving me £4. Just if you ever need the definition of a "gid c**t". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Finally 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Hoping to go back to work next week after 5 weeks off not well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 My work e-mail system is working overtime today, flagging to me that I might be being phished (I don't work for Hamilton) Reason is that one of the people in the conversation is Andrea Titski 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 your team winning and/or getting your hole. obvious, but now officially scientific. https://www.niesr.ac.uk/blog/are-football-fans-irrational 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Day out in Glasgow with the wife. Few ales and a bite to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Today might not be the best day to be in Glasgow. The ugly sisters have not long finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Queen's Park pick the most important game of this feckin horrible season to get their collective erses in gear....and could even miss a penalty in a 3/0 win. The atmosphere in the QP club last night was like we'd won the Champions League. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 When your teenage student's handwriting makes "worked" look like something else. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 No I think you're right, that's definitely not an o. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: No I think you're right, that's definitely not an o. Quite, he wishes he'd wanked a female horse. He needs to strengthen his forearm action. The exercise routine required is clear. Edited April 29, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Quite, he wishes he'd wanked a female horse. He needs to strengthen his forearm action. The exercise routine required is clear. Perhaps she (for it was a girl) was trying to say she had a w**k-mare? I'm not sure what that would entail but I don't really want to find out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Perhaps she (for it was a girl) was trying to say she had a w**k-mare? I'm not sure what that would entail but I don't really want to find out. Perhaps she needs more tuition on past tenses and capitalisation to satisfy Ed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Today might not be the best day to be in Glasgow. The ugly sisters have not long finished. Never had any issues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, philpy said: Never had any issues. Where to start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Get the keys to my house tomorrow, delighted to finally be a homeowner! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course [emoji3] Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student Well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course [emoji3] Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student What course? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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