BFTD Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 When a post you made nearly a year ago gets a greenie. Thanks [mention=38705]BigFatTabbyDave[/mention]Odds-on it was a picture of knockers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Used an ATM tonight which did none of the following: *asked me if I wanted to check my balance first *asked me if o was sure the amount I asked for was the amount I wanted *asked me if I wanted a receipt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Good job you're not a female OAP then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Used an ATM tonight which did none of the following: *asked me if I wanted to check my balance first *asked me if o was sure the amount I asked for was the amount I wanted *asked me if I wanted a receipt Where resides this fabled machine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 5 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Used an ATM tonight which did none of the following: *asked me if I wanted to check my balance first *asked me if o was sure the amount I asked for was the amount I wanted *asked me if I wanted a receipt Where resides this fabled machine? Sainsbury's Local, Kinnaird Village, Larbert. Edited March 9, 2019 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Had an interview for a new role in work last Thursday. Got the call yesterday afternoon offering me the job. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Sainsbury's Local, Kinnaird Village, Larbert. Ah bugger, will persevere with the online banking then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Had an interview for a new role in work last Thursday. Got the call yesterday afternoon offering me the job. SPIDER!Apologies, I meant to say congrats Sir. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Sainsbury's Local, Kinnaird Village, Larbert. That is an outstanding ATM machine tbf. Fastest cash I know of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: On 09/03/2019 at 23:22, Boghead ranter said: Sainsbury's Local, Kinnaird Village, Larbert. That is an outstanding ATM machine tbf. Fastest cash I know of. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Had an interview for a new role in work last Thursday. Got the call yesterday afternoon offering me the job. Do you have to supply your own mop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Do you have to supply your own mop? 2 hours. I don't even recognise this place anymore 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 23 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Had an interview for a new role in work last Thursday. Got the call yesterday afternoon offering me the job. Nice one. Will the servants get an upgrade in their quarters in accordance with the increase in your remuneration? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Yesterday, Graeme Le Sodomy from MS Paint thread randomly popped up in my head. Absolute gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Nice one. Will the servants get an upgrade in their quarters in accordance with the increase in your remuneration? As Kirsty Allsopp said "A well fed dog is a slow dog". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: As Kirsty Allsopp said "A well fed dog is a slow dog". I like your style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: As Kirsty Allsopp said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 12/03/2019 at 10:54, Bairnardo said: On 09/03/2019 at 23:22, Boghead ranter said: Sainsbury's Local, Kinnaird Village, Larbert. That is an outstanding ATM machine tbf. Fastest cash I know of. Do not go to the cash machine at Dave's kitchen on Etna Rd. After you fill out the questionnaire for your money it proceeds to take a week to give you the cash. It's so bad you assume the machine is empty. Sometimes I'm tempted to pay for drinks at the pub using my card but I quickly have a word with myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Yesterday, Graeme Le Sodomy from MS Paint thread randomly popped up in my head. Absolute gold. He was on the Chase last night. The thread was the first thing I thought of when I clocked him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 As Kirsty Allsopp said "A well fed dog is a slow dog".Round my neck of the wids, it's a dead dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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