Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) I’d rather the Daily Mail spanked Meghan Markle’s arsehole. With the pictures in a wipe down supplement. Edited February 11, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Whilst preparing the van for the oncoming season (if we have one) i discovered that the fridge is full of beer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 34 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Whilst preparing the van for the oncoming season (if we have one) i discovered that the fridge is full of beer Always a bonus on a long journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I thoroughly enjoyed the array of sport in the diddy Italian town I lived in until last summer. That and cheap quality wine were really the only reasons to stay there.Anyway, last night the women's handball team won the Coppa Italia. As a Thistle and Scotland fan success is rare to me and I'm absolutely delighted for all the volunteers who give up their time to help grow the sport. In a country of absolute glory hunters success is really the only way to get noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Don't know if it's a RTBC or not - give me a couple of weeks - but I'm back! Oh, and reason to have a giggle - in my absence someone apparently speculated that me and my dead father were one and the same person, hence my disappearance. Nope. I am not dead, and I have a fanny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, McB said: I am not dead, and I have a fanny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I’m an uncle. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 15 hours ago, McB said: Don't know if it's a RTBC or not - give me a couple of weeks - but I'm back! Oh, and reason to have a giggle - in my absence someone apparently speculated that me and my dead father were one and the same person, hence my disappearance. Nope. I am not dead, and I have a fanny. Can I get more of an explanation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Can I get more of an explanation? I used to post on here pretty regularly, as did my dad. Around the time he died I pretty much stopped posting as I had a newborn baby. In the intervening period it would appear that at least one other poster had noted my disappearance and as my dad's death had been mentioned on here, they had put two and two together and got nine - as I had ceased posting around the same time as he had died, I was clearly actually just a fake account created by him and my whole persona was an elaborate hoax. Edited February 16, 2021 by McB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, McB said: I used to post on here pretty regularly, as did my dad. Around the time he died I pretty much stopped posting as I had a newborn baby. In the intervening period it would appear that at least one other poster had noted my disappearance and as my dad's death had been mentioned on here, they had put two and two together and got nine - as I had ceased posting around the same time as he had died, I was clearly actually just a fake account created by him and my whole persona was an elaborate hoax. Sorry to hear about you Da. Welcome back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Tam McB's daughter, presumably? Bobby Skidmarks doesn't seem to post much anymore, so you're probably safe from hearing about his nickname.Congratulations on the fanny, by the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 5 hours ago, McB said: I used to post on here pretty regularly, as did my dad. Around the time he died I pretty much stopped posting as I had a newborn baby. In the intervening period it would appear that at least one other poster had noted my disappearance and as my dad's death had been mentioned on here, they had put two and two together and got nine - as I had ceased posting around the same time as he had died, I was clearly actually just a fake account created by him and my whole persona was an elaborate hoax. Hope fanny has recovered! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, RH33 said: Hope fanny has recovered! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 hours ago, RH33 said: Hope fanny has recovered! TBF, I just pulled into Nazareth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 There’s real weight to that post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 47 minutes ago, Raidernation said: There’s real weight to that post Watch you don’t get band. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 18 hours ago, BFTD said: Tam McB's daughter, presumably? Bobby Skidmarks doesn't seem to post much anymore, so you're probably safe from hearing about his nickname. I am very much aware of the nickname. In any case I attended the school where he taught so I'm not unused to people saying unpleasant things about my father to my face. 17 hours ago, RH33 said: Hope fanny has recovered! Thankfully after in excess of 24 hours of labour, an unsuccessful syntocin drip and discussion of an episitomy the small person became distressed (tbf so was I by that point) so she was extracted via the emergency exit. Just a shame about the state of my pelvic floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Is the "emergency exit" the arse? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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