Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I'd shag Victoria Pendleton and Kezia Dugdale in a WWM threesome. That's debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) When you wake up, consider getting up and then realise it's the weekend and that you don't have to. Eta: and remember you have a whack of big pancakes awaiting you for breakfast. Edited March 19, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Location: Falkirk My Team: Rangers Are you the Falkirk version of me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 STUBBSY STUBBSY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I'd shag Victoria Pendleton and Kezia Dugdale in a WWM threesome. The Dug looks depressed enough without you adding to her misery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 When you wake up at the weekend and remember all that healthy eating and avoidance of alcohol Monday to Friday can get binned for a weekend of junk and beer. Not so fun is "I better behave this weekend seeing as I've had a drink most nights after coming home late and cooking up nutritionless rubbish". Not that I'd know anything about that, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Watching Bill Hicks, on gold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just had a cracking night in soho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome 😀 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome Does she smell of kipper? Of course she does, run like f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 f**k the smell, check out her pension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 f**k the smell, check out her pension. Met her once, can't say I smelt anything. Pension yes, she's also a retired Bank Manager. Smell cash, I think so!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Met her once, can't say I smelt anything. Pension yes, she's also a retired Bank Manager. Smell cash, I think so!! Stay with her until she's amended the will to include you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Watching Bill Hicks, on gold You all love dead Bill Hicks, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Does Arthur have a say in this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC Mitchy Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Daughters 2nd birthday today. Yay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Daughters 2nd birthday today. Yay It's my birthday today! Although after working out the leap year thing, I'm really 32 years + 8 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 It's a glorious day in Dumfries, and I'm going to the pub to get cunted and watch football all afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 It's a glorious day in Dumfries, and I'm going to the pub to get cunted and watch football all afternoon.Don't, it'll be all that rubbishy English and Spanish football that no-one likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome 😀 P&B being far too hasty, as usual. Is the lady in question a Helen Mirren-style 69, or a Tuesday-morning-at-the-Post-Office-style 69? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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