superwell87 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: So as per an announcement today at the Hamilton Accies game, I've decided at nearly 42 years old it's time to grow up and get engaged. Hide contents aka finally found a woman to put up with all my pish Congratulations mate! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: So as per an announcement today at the Hamilton Accies game, I've decided at nearly 42 years old it's time to grow up and get engaged. Hide contents aka finally found a woman to put up with all my pish Well in, Bert. I already hate her for making you grow up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 13 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: So as per an announcement today at the Hamilton Accies game, I've decided at nearly 42 years old it's time to grow up and get engaged. Hide contents aka finally found a woman to put up with all my pish Ach another one I need to take off the to do list. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) See, @Bert Raccoon. You go and get engaged and now @mathematics and @BFTD move up a place each on the list so I'll have to read even more thirst. Fûck sake man. Edited November 26, 2023 by Derry Alli 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: See, @Bert Raccoon. You go and get engaged and now @mathematics and @BFTD move up a place each on the list so I'll have to read even more thirst. Fûck sake man. Good news for @RH33: I’ve recently cut off my beautiful long hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 minute ago, mathematics said: Good news for @RH33: I’ve recently cut off my beautiful long hair. Went from to 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 You cut your hair like Alfredo Morelos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 32 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: You cut your hair like Alfredo Morelos? My head isn’t round like a balloon so it looks very different 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 hours ago, RH33 said: Ach another one I need to take off the to do list. You could always claim Droit du Seigneur I'm sure his intended won't mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 On 26/11/2023 at 11:35, mathematics said: Went from to Did you get pished and shave your head on a Saturday night? Been there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 On 25/11/2023 at 18:26, Bert Raccoon said: So as per an announcement today at the Hamilton Accies game, I've decided at nearly 42 years old it's time to grow up and get engaged. Reveal hidden contents aka finally found a woman to put up with all my pish Congratulations brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Steady, folks. We only know Bert's age - this could end up being another @turboshandy situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 32 minutes ago, BFTD said: Steady, folks. We only know Bert's age - this could end up being another @turboshandy situation. The P&B rule is half your age plus seven years. So, if @Bert Raccoon's new missus is younger than 28, he goes in the beast forum. If she is older than 70, then she does. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 38 minutes ago, BFTD said: Steady, folks. We only know Bert's age - this could end up being another @turboshandy situation. 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The P&B rule is half your age plus seven years. So, if @Bert Raccoon's new missus is younger than 28, he goes in the beast forum. If she is older than 70, then she does. Shes 33 but thanks for your concern. Good to see the good citizens of Pie and Bovril still being alert for possible miscreants 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 21/11/2023 at 21:59, Florentine_Pogen said: Spinal Tap Care Home for Elderly Musicians. Well, ride me sideways........... https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/nov/28/the-klf-care-home-happy-housing-for-old-ravers-or-just-another-prank "They have destroyed their back catalogue, burned £1m in cash and fired a machine gun at the Brit awards – but the duo’s move into nursing may be their most unexpected yet" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Well, ride me sideways........... https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/nov/28/the-klf-care-home-happy-housing-for-old-ravers-or-just-another-prank "They have destroyed their back catalogue, burned £1m in cash and fired a machine gun at the Brit awards – but the duo’s move into nursing may be their most unexpected yet" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Finished my teaching for the year. Next class will be mid-September next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 15 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Finished my teaching for the year. Next class will be mid-September next year. Hi Prof - we've heard a lot about you. How did you dispose of scottsdad in the end? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Hi Prof - we've heard a lot about you. How did you dispose of scottsdad in the end? Sub the cheese for a Star Trek box set and you're most of the way there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Bert should marry Brogan from that Acciess hooligan documentary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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