SlipperyP Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 On 09/01/2023 at 17:16, Melanius Mullarkay said: Absolutely delighted, near orgasmic to hear all the posh skiing c***s moaning that there's no snow. Fucking right roon ye's. On 09/01/2023 at 17:30, Molotov said: Those rich b*****ds just decide to “manufacture” artificial snow which only compounds the problem of climate change. bas tards! On 09/01/2023 at 17:33, Melanius Mullarkay said: f**k em. Anything that inconveniences the apre ski c***s is fine with me. @The_Kincardine look at it, just look at these peasants. Hope you had a great holiday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Seeing stuff like this at your work: 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Listening to my old mans record collection. And fucking loving the beats. The world is yours! He never said that....His word were 'why the f**k you got that dog by the neck' Man of the people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 JUST FOUND...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 90s day on Radio 6 Music. There was obviously a lot of pish during that decade but they are playing a lot of good tunes so far. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 55 minutes ago, Swarley said: 90s day on Radio 6 Music. There was obviously a lot of pish during that decade but they are playing a lot of good tunes so far. Thank you. I am now listening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 7 hours ago, SlipperyP said: @The_Kincardine look at it, just look at these peasants. Hope you had a great holiday. Aye, other folk enjoying themselves? That has no place in a modern, progressive Democracy! And, yes, I had a great time, thanks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Phone call yesterday to offer me a new job, email yesterday to say I’ve got a back dated pay rise going to back to April to get from my previous job and off to Glasgow for a day of scran and pints. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Aidan said: Phone call yesterday to offer me a new job, email yesterday to say I’ve got a back dated pay rise going to back to April to get from my previous job and off to Glasgow for a day of scran and pints. Be fair, the good luck had to end sometime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 On 09/01/2023 at 10:16, Melanius Mullarkay said: Absolutely delighted, near orgasmic to hear all the posh skiing c***s moaning that there's no snow. Fucking right roon ye's. Spare a thought for us poor scruffy snowboarding tramps though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Watching a non-tech savvy twisted firefarter of a colleague lose their sh*t over a flipped upside-down computer screen, having left it unlocked and unattended. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Was contacted by a funding council at the start of the week. They're having an underspend, and have asked if I can spend money fast. Sure, I said. The caveats are that it must be on scientific equipment. Each item must cost a minimum of £10k. Must be delivered by end of March. Spent three days phoning up suppliers. It's like Brewster's Millions. I'm buying stuff I've never even heard of, never mind used. So far I am at ~£166k, with a further 5 quotes to come in. The timescale means I can't get the really big/cool stuff I would like. But still...new toys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 On 17/01/2023 at 09:20, Hedgecutter said: Watching a non-tech savvy twisted firefarter of a colleague lose their sh*t over a flipped upside-down computer screen, having left it unlocked and unattended. ... or when you screen shot the desktop, put all the desktop files, folders, etc into one folder and hide that at the side of the screen, then set the screenshot as the desktop wallpaper. Watching them trying to click on a picture of a desktop file never tires. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Was contacted by a funding council at the start of the week. They're having an underspend, and have asked if I can spend money fast. Sure, I said. The caveats are that it must be on scientific equipment. Each item must cost a minimum of £10k. Must be delivered by end of March. Spent three days phoning up suppliers. It's like Brewster's Millions. I'm buying stuff I've never even heard of, never mind used. So far I am at ~£166k, with a further 5 quotes to come in. The timescale means I can't get the really big/cool stuff I would like. But still...new toys. ^^^^^ Ordered a Steely Dan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 44 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Was contacted by a funding council at the start of the week. They're having an underspend, and have asked if I can spend money fast. Sure, I said. The caveats are that it must be on scientific equipment. Each item must cost a minimum of £10k. Must be delivered by end of March. Spent three days phoning up suppliers. It's like Brewster's Millions. I'm buying stuff I've never even heard of, never mind used. So far I am at ~£166k, with a further 5 quotes to come in. The timescale means I can't get the really big/cool stuff I would like. But still...new toys. ELE instruments have January sale on sex dungeons. Well they call them “Environmental Test Chambers” but we all know what that means. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 52 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Was contacted by a funding council at the start of the week. They're having an underspend, and have asked if I can spend money fast. Sure, I said. The caveats are that it must be on scientific equipment. Each item must cost a minimum of £10k. Must be delivered by end of March. Spent three days phoning up suppliers. It's like Brewster's Millions. I'm buying stuff I've never even heard of, never mind used. So far I am at ~£166k, with a further 5 quotes to come in. The timescale means I can't get the really big/cool stuff I would like. But still...new toys. I like the idea of highlighting the idiotic public spending of your employer and its partners, especially when everyone knows where you work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Was contacted by a funding council at the start of the week. They're having an underspend, and have asked if I can spend money fast. Sure, I said. The caveats are that it must be on scientific equipment. Each item must cost a minimum of £10k. Must be delivered by end of March. Spent three days phoning up suppliers. It's like Brewster's Millions. I'm buying stuff I've never even heard of, never mind used. So far I am at ~£166k, with a further 5 quotes to come in. The timescale means I can't get the really big/cool stuff I would like. But still...new toys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 51 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I like the idea of highlighting the idiotic public spending of your employer and its partners, especially when everyone knows where you work. Hey, it isn't me or my employer that's the problem here. It's the research council! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 A mate suggested I get a "mastersizer". I thought he was taking the piss, trying to get me to google some random naughty shit - but no. It is a real thing. Spoiler Hits stuff with a laser. Tells you how big it was before the laser destroyed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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