Enigma Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Did you hear about the Fifer who was born in Uruguay? He's fae Benton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 His wife's called Faye Benton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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longjohn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Just looked back at the poster who opened this thread and noted it was none other than that worthy champion of the Tynie Humour Police - mhak (Mhak, Makoliunas etc). I had not seen any posts from him for a while and I thought maybe he had moved abroad again, maybe to take up employment as Ron Jeremy's fluffer or suchlike. But then I noted that he's banned! What on earth did he do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Just looked back at the poster who opened this thread and noted it was none other than that worthy champion of the Tynie Humour Police - mhak (Mhak, Makoliunas etc). I had not seen any posts from him for a while and I thought maybe he had moved abroad again, maybe to take up employment as Ron Jeremy's fluffer or suchlike. But then I noted that he's banned! What on earth did he do? I believe, from memory, he called another poster a nasty name. I think the bin dweller, whatever his name was, was the recipient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Mak got banned for posting a Holocaust joke when he was already on a few warnings, which I think were for trolling the forum's resident incoherent drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 mhak got banned for posting a Holocaust joke when he was already on a few warnings, which I think were for trolling the forum's resident incoherent drunk. Cheers for the info mate. Shame about that, there was intelligence there but I guess he shoul;d have known better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I liked mhak but he was one of the worst offenders when it came to that Dece patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The only foreign music fanclub permitted in North Korea is called Morrisey Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) In 1993 Fray Bentos Ltd. was the defendant of an unsuccessful law suit by the Gay & Lesbian Human Rights Commission to change its name to Fray Homosexualos. In lieu of losing the case a number of gay and lesbian groups across the world started a boycott of the brand, which has continued to this day. Edited May 20, 2014 by Albino Rover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I was born in 1964 in Aberdeen, I really am Frae Bentos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Andi Peters got high on crystal meth and killed Andy Crane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Corned beef actually has corn in it (On some cooking show, "America's worst cooks"? some idiot actually believed this) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 This Bentos patter is utter shite. This thread is much better when it's stuff that could maybe be true and folk could believe rather than stuff that people would know is obviously bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Yaya Toure celebrates his birthday with a customary handshake..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 17 different actors have played Bungle from Rainbow, including Neighbours' Stefan Dennis, Gordon Kaye, who played Rene in Allo Allo and, for a period of 6 months, Warwick Davis standing on the shoulders of Peter Dinklage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 City officials in Bamberg, Germany fined the Soviet Union 200 Deutschmarks after a faeces from Laika the dog, the first animal in space, re-entered the earths atmosphere and landed in a park in the Alte Hofhaltung district of the city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 If everyone on Earth, simultaneously, turned on their vacuum cleaners and pointed them Eastwards, the planet would reverse on its axis and we'd start going backwards in time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 By coincidence, the wood that was used to crucify Jesus had previously been used in the construction of Noah's Ark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Nicaragua is a made-up place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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