Ross. Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Hibs winning another Scottish Cup is a sign of the impending apocalypse, according to a previously unknown verse that was deleted from the book of Revelations by a Hibs fan involved in the Vatican records keeping department. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 There are 3,476 Officer Dibbles currently working in the US police force. You've gone cat crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 In the UK, there are more graduates working in McDonalds than work in teaching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 There are 3,476 Officer Dibbles currently working in the US police force. One of which is journeyman ex Manchester City and Aberdeen goalie Andy Dibble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Universities were invented by rich people to keep rich people rich. All of information is made up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Pope Francis, the current CEO of Roman Catholicism, had to change is name to Frank because his real name is Ye, the Catholic committee felt that it may cause some derision amongst the childish element of the flock had they left it. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Jimmy hill's chin keeps popping out of his coffin and is currently protruding out of the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Jmmy Hill posed for the giant moai statues on Easter Island proving he was just a c**t instead of being a,fucking c**t all of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) Jimmy hill's real surname is actually munroe Edited April 29, 2016 by a1974h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Black people are just as intelligent as white people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Fuller_%28mental_calculator%29 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 The Tablet Rally is Fife's version of the Gumball Rally and involves coffin dodgers driving Audis at 20 mph in the East Neuk. The winner is the coffin dodger with the longest tailback behind them. Bonus points are awarded for cancelling signals at the last moment and carrying on in a straight line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 East End Park is all red because Bristol City offered them at a discount price after failed planning permission left them with over 12,000 useless red seats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Mark Warburton is the best manager in Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Chuck Norris has a gold statue of Claudio raneiri in his living room 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 In Glasgow, so I am told, there is a sign that says : BRIDGET JONES Alight here for Parkhead (still a long walk though) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Roland Rat was a franchise originally started in Spain as Rolando Rata, subsequently separately developed in 49 different countries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gregg's blue waffle is the fastest growing culinary treat, usually purchased with a steak bake. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 The actor who plays Coronation Street's Roy Cropper has a lifetime ban from both Stockport County and Rochdale FCs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Stockport covered market's most famous stall holder is Tommy Ogly who is half human, half porcupine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Joey Barton was in the Liverpool end at the heysel disaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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