harry94 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Joey Barton has never conceded a throw in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 In the 1970s Morgan Freeman was approached by Jeremy Hardy and Wincey Willis to go into partnership with a view to setting up a chain of shoe shops. He turned down the offer and Martin Freeman's dad took up the chance instead, the profits created by the stores allowing him to put his son through acting school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 "Morgan Freeman" is an anagram of "Anagram Foreman". Also, Morgan Freeman was actually the voice of Morgan Freeman impressionist 'MoreThan Freeman' in the adverts for insurance firm MoreThan, and worked for free as a favour to company founder MoreThan Fairchild, who changed her name as a publicity stunt to promote Fairchild Semiconductor's ill-fated range of programmable breast implants. Also, "Morgan Fairchild" is an anagram of "Choirgirl Fanni". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Morgan Freeman" is an anagram of "Anagram Foreman". Also, Morgan Freeman was actually the voice of Morgan Freeman impressionist 'MoreThan Freeman' in the adverts for insurance firm MoreThan, and worked for free as a favour to company founder MoreThan Fairchild, who changed her name as a publicity stunt to promote Fairchild Semiconductor's ill-fated range of programmable breast implants. Also, "Morgan Fairchild" is an anagram of "Choirgirl Fanni". You took that too far..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 You took that too far..... Alas, my epitaph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Alas, my epitaph HERE LIES DAVE HE TOOK THINGS TO FAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Morgan Freeman was arrested in 1963 for ejaculating over a police dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPapacNoParty Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 A Celtic fan can walk up over the equivalent height of Ben Nevis if they sit in the back row of Celtic Park during every home league match and attend at least two additional games (e.g. cups / CL). They keep the top tier closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 They keep the top tier closed.that's not a fact you made up.John Rankins father was a Spanish immigrant, hence Rankins naturally tanned skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Rangers FC are still alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 See that Storm Huntley off STV Glasgow? That's not her real name. Her real name is Storm Formartine-United. I think you've made that up m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I think you've made that up m8. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-29975-Problem-Child-thats-the-whole-Wmlw.gif 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Golf was invented by Torvill and Dean during downtime filming Rocky 3. This is where Mr T got his famous phrase "get in the hole" as used many times to great comedic effect on Magnum P.I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Sandi Toksvig has an assistant to wipe her arse on account of her being lacking in the arm to torso ratio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 30 minutes using a yo-yo every day has been proven to be as effective as standard medicines for slowing the progress of early-stage arthritis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Recently released biographical documents have proved that Morph was an anthropomorphic realization of tony Hart's penis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Recently released biographical documents have proved that Morph was an anthropomorphic realization of tony Hart's penis Rumbled... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Between the years 1845-1901 every factory in Manchester had its own midget. The midget was employed by law to get into nooks and crannys retrieve dropped items that fell into gaps that normal people couldn't reach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 30 minutes using a yo-yo every day has been proven to be as effective as standard medicines for slowing the progress of early-stage arthritis.This is a great made-up fact, as it could be true. Most of the made-up facts in this thread are utterly shite. ^^^ Not a made-up fact, before some wag gets in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Between the years 1845-1901 every factory in Manchester had its own midget. The midget was employed by law to get into nooks and crannys retrieve dropped items that fell into gaps that normal people couldn't reach. ^^^ "facts that ought to be true" thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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