ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 There was nowhere else to go! We were hoping to go to Greece, but couldn't find any good deals! My mum said we were going to Strathclyde, and it would be a laugh. It definitely wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Oft, DEEJANGO is a slavering moron, who knew? Everyone.Took longer than I thought for you 2 acne clad club bland posters to come white knighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Took longer than I thought for you 2 acne clad club bland poster to come white knighting. ^ Word Salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 ^ Word Salad. Colourless, green ideas sleep furiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Colourless, green ideas sleep furiously. Sandwich Ham, clutter and incoming mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Am I right in thinking ICTChris is the one who enjoys a visit to Edinburgh's The Phoenix? If so, some boi. Marshy deserves his place, irrespective of running the poll. The Club Dece t-shirt put down was a perfectly executed, perfectly timed smackdown that was months in the making. A thing of absolute beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Glad to see GD proving how box office he is. The very mention of his name brings 3 pages of seethe, morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Am I right in thinking ICTChris is the one who enjoys a visit to Edinburgh's The Phoenix? If so, some boi. Marshy deserves his place, irrespective of running the poll. The Club Dece t-shirt put down was a perfectly executed, perfectly timed smackdown that was months in the making. A thing of absolute beauty. I have been there but don't think I've posted about it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Glad to see GD proving how box office he is. The very mention of his name brings 3 pages of seethe, morons. Ooft, imagine discussing the entrants' worthiness in a thread about the Top 50 Best Posters in P&B. Amazing, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Ooft, imagine discussing the entrants' worthiness in a thread about the Top 50 Best Posters in P&B. Amazing, right? He was added to the list a while back, time and a place and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 12. mattydfc Post count: 11,674 Reputation: 1638 What you said : “Does what h e wants. I used to bully him but he's manned up well.” “His failure to finish the 50 Worst Posters thread was quite funny, and annoyed XBL a lot.” “funny guy, and he's soond. There must be something in the Dundonian water...” “cheeky young scamp, does'nt appear to give a f**k.” Did he get any first places?: No The poll: First place was the only place which Matty didn’t receive a nomination for – he picked up at least one nomination in every other position (with two in fifth, three in sixth and two in eighth). The thirteen votes he accumulated was the sixth highest of anyone in the poll, which is a fantastic achievement. He finished just four points off a top ten spot with a total of 68. The poster: A man who is no stranger to “Top 50” threads, mattydfc just misses out on the top ten. He’s only been on the site for about four and a half years but he’s become an integral part of the forum and one of my personal favourites over the years. A large amount of you obviously rate him as highly as I do. I see quite a lot of Matty in all areas of the forum since Falkirk and Dundee have been midcard teams for the vast majority of our time on P&B. I have the good fortune of reading a lot of his football posts as a result. He’s got some good patter in the divisional forums and is pretty funny, but it’s obvious he has a strong knowledge about his side and he’s massively passionate. That passion was never more evident than when Dundee were in financial turmoil (doesn’t narrow it down much LOL) and Matty was out pulling nines on a Friday night. The pitch at Dens was covered in snow and a steaming Matty showed up to clear the pitch at 6am. I may be mistaken but the game was played meaning Dundee could get a bigger Saturday crowd in, and Matty was singled out for his dedication on the website. This is an underrated story on P&B IMO, it’s brilliant. In General Nonsense Matty has established himself well over the years. The height of his fame of course came when he ran the “50 Worst Posters” thread which was the predecessor to this one. I think the turnout was relatively high for this, and tension built as we all waited to see who would make up the list of shitey posters. At first, Matty’s updates were fairly regular and we saw some cracking meltdowns. However, as he reached the top of the list he would postpone the write ups, usually citing the excuse that he was out getting his hole. This became a more and more frequent occurrence (putting off the write-ups that is, I can’t comment on the regularity of his shagging), which enraged a number of P&B users. Matty began playing up to this and he took a fair amount of abuse. It was hilarious to watch, and the rage he inspired was a sight to behold. I fair enjoyed the image of a Dundonian guy in his late teens laughing as he checked his phone when his burd was sleeping whilst middle aged men with nothing better to do accused him of being a bottle job or being incapable of finishing a job. He should have finished off the list though, I think the thread had legs in it for further meltdowns with the full lot revealed. Elsewhere on GN Matty is probably best known for living the dece lifestyle to the full. He’s not shy about talking about where his boaby is going, and I respect his commitment to the Club DECE thread. The summer of DECE was the golden age of P&B and Matty contributed to it immensely. He’s not shy of calling a throbber a throbber on here, and his simple putdowns usually raise a chuckle. His patter is pretty good and he’s the sort of guy I’d be mates with in real life. He claimed the scalp of Old Man Danger when OMD posted a photo of him in a thread a year after the photo was posted, resulting in OMD taking some stick and reacting very poorly to it. Matty this high up is good to see IMO, he’s a cracking poster and I think almost everybody likes him on here. He’s grown up a lot over the last five years or so and is better now than he’s ever been I feel. If he’s finished the top 50 thread I think he could have made the top ten here, the gap wasn’t huge and it would’ve made that thread even more memorable. Good addition though, I’m sure you’ll agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Marshmallo, on 30 Nov 2013 - 20:57, said:I see quite a lot of Matty in all areas of the forum since Falkirk and Dundee have been midcard teams for the vast majority of our time on P&B. I have the good fortune of reading a lot of his football posts as a result. He’s got some good patter in the divisional forums and is pretty funny, but it’s obvious he has a strong knowledge about his side and he’s massively passionate. That passion was never more evident than when Dundee were in financial turmoil (doesn’t narrow it down much LOL) and Matty was out pulling nines on a Friday night. The pitch at Dens was covered in snow and a steaming Matty showed up to clear the pitch at 6am. I may be mistaken but the game was played meaning Dundee could get a bigger Saturday crowd in, and Matty was singled out for his dedication on the website. This is an underrated story on P&B IMO, it’s brilliant. We got pumped 4-0 that game. Matty singlehandedly cost us a cup run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Matty should be every young persons role model. Laid back, easy going, yet normally fully erect. I would like to thing my bullying from years 09-11 shaped the young man. I'm fortunate enough to know him in real life and he's got the gift of the gab, dresses well but is absolutely awful at Golf and 8 ball pool. I think I voted him about 4th so I'm delighted to see him feature high up on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 The best bit about mattys 'career' on here is his development from bewildered young laddie into the master of one liners and pumping the opposite sex. It's like he's been here man and boy. Or 'boi', if you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Marshy wants Mattys babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 Matty should be every young persons role model. Laid back, easy going, yet normally fully erect. I would like to thing my bullying from years 09-11 shaped the young man. I'm fortunate enough to know him in real life and he's got the gift of the gab, dresses well but is absolutely awful at Golf and 8 ball pool. I think I voted him about 4th so I'm delighted to see him feature high up on the list. I was your number 4 Graeme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I was your number 4 Graeme. Previously I would have believed you. However, your inability to spell a simple name (which is also yours) makes me sceptical. Regardless, Matty featured high on my list of choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Matty is a pin up over at clubBeige. We all have his photo on our hard drives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 Previously I would have believed you. However, your inability to spell a simple name (which is also yours) makes me sceptical. Regardless, Matty featured high on my list of choices. Apologies, my uncle is called Graeme with an E which may have caused the confusion. I'll get the first round in next Thursday as way of apology. Lager tops? Or you leaving the Kia at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I didn't realise Matty started the 50 worst posters thread and then didn't finish it Tremendous work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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