wingsoverperthshire Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 anybody who cares about whos the best posters on a football forum are a bunch of dicks. ^^ points? Zero, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Whenever I go to away games I usually recognise ICTChris somewhere in the crowd. Never had the courage to go up and say "Hello, I'm from the internet." Good poster as well btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddely-do Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I've never saw the clamor for The Real Saints, tbh. A few funny posts that you have mentioned, but other than that not a lot else to him. Again, as you've mentioned, his recent desperate need to be found funny, and the whole Club Doss malarky have made him almost painful to read. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I've never saw the clamor for The Real Saints, tbh. A few funny posts that you have mentioned, but other than that not a lot else to him. Again, as you've mentioned, his recent desperate need to be found funny, and the whole Club Doss malarky have made him almost painful to read. Sorry. Yes, but you're an alias desperate for attention, so you were bound to disagree with something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Love you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Whenever I go to away games I usually recognise ICTChris somewhere in the crowd. Never had the courage to go up and say "Hello, I'm from the internet." Good poster as well btw. Most of the guys I go to games with are from the internet. Take the plunge brah. best contribution in one of those threads was about the guy he used to work with who had something up with him (I want to say drink problem?) and he sang pretty much everything he did. It was very well written and far more amusing than I can do justice here He had a huge drink problem. I kind of feel bad about geting the massive lulz from his disintegrating life on here. He's probably dead now, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Most of the guys I go to games with are from the internet. Take the plunge brah. He had a huge drink problem. I kind of feel bad about geting the massive lulz from his disintegrating life on here. He's probably dead now, tbh. DEAD shooby dooby doo wah. His spirit lives on because of you, Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 anybody who cares about whos the best posters on a football forum are a bunch of dicks. You won't be saying that when you make it into the top 10 Pridey. It was a laugh for me though up until I made it onto the list and now I seethe each time someone finished above me. I'm such a bad loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Well done TRS, my mate who isn't even on P&B had heard of the Strathclyde Hilton tale I'm not sure what all the fuss with Dainger-gate is all about. Matty is obviously a photogenic lad, Granny not so sure. I still have a photo of the two of them taken at a Dundee bar. #topbois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I still feel bad about calling Real Saints a "mongol" on the Strathclyde thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 There's got to be a ring joke in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 14. Marshmallo Post count: 13,138 (13,139 now I suppose) Reputation: 1917 What you said: “#dece” “Between you and me this poster is an awful person and I'm voting for him through pure pity. #onlykiddingtopposter” “v. v. dece poster” “Dece bois cabinet minister. Gets the Doss lads telt on a regular basis.” “Aye, alright. He's a good guy too and aw.” Did he get any first places?: No The poll: The lowest poster on the list to pick up a double figure total of votes, and the highest poster on the list with just one top three nomination. I got twelve votes in total: a second, three fourths, a fifth, two sixths, two sevenths, an eighth and two tenths. The poster: I believe I finished in too high a position as I was running the poll. I’ve no doubt a few people ran out of ideas a bit trying to fill a ten and stuck me on as they think I’m alright. If someone else was running this poll I’d take a punt at me mixing it with the likes of Yoda and Smurph. So aye, thanks to those who voted for me but you all fucked up a bit. Better than ICTChris, for example? Not a chance. The blandest poster on P&B. No way in this world should you be near the best posters on here and to even suggest you should be on it, eh well .............makes you come across as.........erm......a bit of a dick TBF. Club dece all voting for each other who would have thought eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 There's got to be a ring joke in there somewhere.No rings?*only joking Div, only joking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 The blandest poster on P&B. No way in this world should you be near the best posters on here and to even suggest you should be on it, eh well .............makes you come across as.........erm......a bit of a dick TBF.Club dece all voting for each other who would have thought eh? I'd rather be bland than a thick racist tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I'd rather be bland than a thick racist tbh. I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 I wouldn't. Good luck m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Good luck m8. U2 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Better than ICTChris, for example? Not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Yes. Yes you are. 13. The Real Saints Post count: 7,812 Reputation: 1103 What you said: “My favorite St.Johnstone poster” “Has started loads of great threads (the 'Holiday in Strathclyde' one is my favourite), would have been higher but his recent Club DOSS stuff is a bit shite.” “Funny lad, takes the piss out of himself a lot” “intelligent poster who I find always has good things to contribute to the subject” “met him, he was sound.” Did he get any first places?: No The poll: No first place votes for The Real Saints, but he did pick up three second places. In addition to this, he also received nominations in third, fourth (twice), fifth, seventh and tenth (twice). Only two posters finished higher than The Real Saints without picking up a first place vote, and only one poster finished higher with ten votes. The poster: I thought The Real Saints had a much bigger post count than the almost 8,000 posts he has listed. He seems to be all over General Nonsense. I’m also going to put it down to the quality of his output being so high, and also the fact that we’ve watched him grow up a fair bit on this forum. He was here four years before me but I’ll try my best to give an overview. The Real Saints first came to my attention with the glorious thread which he wrote about a family holiday to Strathclyde. This was before my time but it’s in the Gold Forum. Give it a read if you’ve not seen it before, it’s excellent. The writing is a little childlike but I think that adds to the comic nature of the post. From what he’s said on here recently TRS was pretty young when he started on here, and it sounds like he had a bit of a rough time from some of the old timers. It’s tough to imagine that happening these days. TRS is able to take the piss out of himself a bit, which is good, and he’s also an expert at writing up raps to diss his haters. I consider myself a bit of a lyrical miracle at times – six foot four of muscle, steel and sex appeal, what you see is what you get and what you don’t is better yet. I can’t compete with TRS on this though. I loved the little piece he did about xbl’s nightclub knockback in this very thread, and the Rangers liquidation rap which he has posted in his signature has received a lot of praise (I’ve never listened to it as I don’t know how I’d react to it, there’d be a possibility of cringing for a while tbh). I also enjoyed his thread in NSFW about folk shagging outside his window in Dundee. He’s got a style of writing which lends itself to story telling at times. I gather he was a big deal in the Survivor threads but I have kissed a girl before so haven’t read those. He was the founding member of Club DOSS, which was a frankly awful thread in my opinion. TRS’s posts on that particular matter were the best part of that topic though, mainly because he found it a laugh rather than throwing the toys out the pram over another club which dominated the summer. I haven’t seen a great deal of TRS in the football forums, but when I have he seems passionate and knowledgeable about the team he supports. There’s the usual mix of good humour in his posts which makes them an easy read. I also enjoyed his bet with StandFree03, which has resulted in SF having to put “I am The Real Saints’ Bitch” in his signature. The fallout from that was a good laugh. I can’t really give much more on the football side so I’ll leave that up to you guys. The Real Saints deserves his place on the list, and I think top twenty is a fair shout. He’s very good in GN, and I think you’d struggle to find anyone on here who dislikes him. What I will say is that at times I think he tries too hard to be funny/liked. You don’t need to chief, you’re well liked enough. You finished ahead of me in this poll FFS, so you must be top of the range. Thanks for that write-up. Very kind of you. I'm glad you mentioned the 'Sex Outside My Window' thread as I personally think it was a far more entertaining story than the Strathclyde one which I seem to be best known for. I've never saw the clamor for The Real Saints, tbh. A few funny posts that you have mentioned, but other than that not a lot else to him. Again, as you've mentioned, his recent desperate need to be found funny, and the whole Club Doss malarky have made him almost painful to read. Sorry. I might have been offended by this post last week and would probably have attempted a witty retort, but I've now achieved the recognition I've been longing for and my future posts won't be so try-hard. Well done TRS, my mate who isn't even on P&B had heard of the Strathclyde Hilton tale Cheers buddy! I still feel bad about calling Real Saints a "mongol" on the Strathclyde thread. Don't worry about it. Many years have passed since then, during which I have figured out that I may genuinely be a mongol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Oft, DEEJANGO is a slavering moron, who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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