Best nicknames you've heard

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Boy at school got called Rusty as he kept pishing the bed and his matress springs were obviously well corroded. 

That must've been unpleasant for you.

[jagfox]

Used to work with the son of the boss. Lazy b*****d, got called Broken Arrow as he didn't work but couldn't be fired....

[19QOS19]

In a previous workplace, there were two guys called Dave and were imaginatively known as big Dave and wee Dave. Then a third Dave started who was smaller than both Daves and was named microdave. Oh aye, that was me.

So now we know you're a tiny man. We know Bairnardo is also a tiny man. But who's the true Pie and Bovril Tiny Man? There's only one way to find out:-

[Bairnardo]

So now we know you're a tiny man. We know Bairnardo is also a tiny man. But who's the true Pie and Bovril Tiny Man? There's only one way to find out:-

I believe G Man is some sort of tiny person too. Perhaps a 3 way?


Then a fight if theres time.

[kingjoey]

4 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I believe G Man is some sort of tiny person too. Perhaps a 3 way?


Then a fight if theres time.

[hearthammer]

There was a dopehead from Fifeshire when i was growing up who went by the magnificent name of Stench.  Here's hoping it was his green, green grass of home and not his oxters or nethers that earned him the sobriquet  

[microdave]

I believe G Man is some sort of tiny person too. Perhaps a 3 way?


Then a fight if theres time.

It's a wee (pun intended) shame that Dumbarton fans weren't allowed into the game today. I'll take care of G man at the cup tie in a couple of weeks.

[tamthebam]

6 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I believe G Man is some sort of tiny person too. Perhaps a 3 way?


Then a fight if theres time.

Is there a model of Glasgow anywhere with a miniature Ruel Street where they could all meet up?

[TxRover]

Trainee Air Traffic Controller got the nickname “Etch-a-sketch”. He’d be trotting along just fine, with “the picture” of what was happening in his sector, then something odd would happen that shook him up and he’d forget everything…driving trucks now.

[Robin.Hood]

17 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I believe G Man is some sort of tiny person too. Perhaps a 3 way?


Then a fight if theres time.

This is true. I've never lost ....  I've never won. 

History awaits

[Ron Aldo]

Went to school with a guy who was a Hearts fan which was fairly uncommon in Lanarkshire (most supported Rangers / Celtic / Motherwell). This was around 05/06 and he was given the nickname Skacel. Very occasionally see the guy out and about and he still gets called Skacel.

Also went to BBs when I was younger and we went on a group outing to climb Tinto Hill. My mates granpa drove the minibus on the way up and spent the whole journey smoking cigars. For a while afterwards my mate was nicknamed Papa Cigar. That one hasn't really stuck.

[btb]

Work with a guy whose sobriquet is Hairy Hauns...