Tuffers Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Know a boy thats got the nickname Weasel, used to be Badger, Rodent then Ferret before finally Weasel stuck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Someone called Neil in the year below me at school only had four fingers on one hand. He was called Four-finger Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Hip-Hip. His real name is Hugh Rae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Petershill had a player back in the 80s who was substituted after 55 minutes of the 1988 Scottish Junior Cup Final, earning him the new nickname if Britvic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 2 brothers I know, one is called wheelbarrow and the younger one is called wheelchair. I also know someone that gets called Fester. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I heard it elsewhere, but I dubbed one of the lazy bastards I work with 'Blister', ie he appears after the hard work is finished. I went to college with a guy called Jim Hughes, the similarity to Gym Shoes earned him the nickname Trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 A kid at my school got called Osram because he had a heid shaped like a lightbulb. My pal got his nickname of Stan because as he was walking away one day my other pal started shouting random names at him and Stan was the one he turned round at. We all then decided to call him Stan, and even though nobody thought it'd last he still gets called that 8 years later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My mate used to get called Alaska, cos he'd always have to ask his bird's permission to come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My mate is called crime as no matter where we are he doesn't pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There's a woman that use to work for us who's nickname was thrush, because she was an irritating c**t. Lad at work is known as Gusset, because he's next to... Another fella has a shit memory, so has to make to-do lists all the time - Schindler it is then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There was a lassie at my work called Pam who sent out a load of marketing emails that nobody ever read. She got called Spamalot. And she's just had a kid, so she really does like to push the pram a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I know a guy who, due to some strange family tradition, was blessed with the name Alexander Alexander. We all called him Echo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There's a woman at my work who has long blonde hair and from behind looks amazing but her face is pretty old, haggard and ugly, so she gets called Kronenbourg. She looks 16 from the back, 64 from the front 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There's a woman at my work who has long blonde hair and from behind looks amazing but her face is pretty old, haggard and ugly, so she gets called Kronenbourg. She looks 16 from the back, 64 from the front Also known as a bobfoc. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I was playing football against a big fat keeper who's nickname was "Snacks" I laughed every time one of them was wanting the ball off him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I know a guy who, due to some strange family tradition, was blessed with the name Alexander Alexander. We all called him Echo. A friend of mine knew an Alexander Alexander, also known as 'Double Eck'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Burd at uni was called Tennis Ball. She was short and rotund and always wore a bright yellow puffer jacket which made her look even more rotund. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There was a fairly unassuming lad that went to my high-school who, through some monotonous, irrelevant accident had the misfortune of losing a tooth. He was pretty quickly labelled 'The Toothfairy' and despite it making almost no sense apart from having the word 'tooth' in the name, it stuck. I still see him cutting about every now and then. I like to think that he embraced his moniker, using his powers to fight the good fight; guarding the streets at night, stealing would-be criminals' teeth with a pair of silver pliers, enacting a type of oral revenge not seen since Monica Lewinsky. God speed, Mr Toothfairy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 When I played Under 12 football there was a boy on the team nicknamed 'Ish'. My dad asked one of the parents how he got that nickname. Apparently at under 11 he was pish, so got the nickname 'Pish'. At Under 12, he got better, so they dropped the P. At Under 11 there was a wee boy nicknamed Wurzel. He was properly ugly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Went to school with a boy called Andy, who was rather fat and was dubbed 'Gastric-bandy'. I couldn't really laugh because I was a fat mess as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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