Latino Lover Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Some lass at work just revealed her nickname at uni was captain gash ???? why would you tell people that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 One of the labourers at work is called Wolfie, because he is always "howling". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 We've had a good few in our work over the years - a guy called Windy, 'cos you always had to open one after he'd left, a really skinny girl whose best pal was enormous who collectively were called Twiggy and Tanky, and a boss we called Mr Burns - when he heard about it he was quite pleased, because he thought it was on account of him being strict. Less pleased when he found out it was because he looked a bit like Simon Weston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Monster. Mate with surname 'Moan'. Was originally The Moanster, but soon changed to just Monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 One of the best I heard was on off the ball. Guy was called thrombosis because he was a slow moving clot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 There was a cracker on Off The Ball the other week about a short school janitor called Janny De Vito. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 There was a cracker on Off The Ball the other week about a short school janitor called Janny De Vito. I'm sure when Off the Ball did it before there was one where a guy was called Brad by all his workmates, and he thought it was because he looked like Brad Pitt. In truth it was short for bradawl because he was a small boring tool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Guy in my year at school was called Churchill because he nodded his head all day like the dog from the adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Guy in my year at school was called Churchill because he nodded his head all day like the dog from the adverts Same here, but it was because he was a fat c**t with ten chins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I've heard of two guys called "The Sniper's Dream" & "The Sniper's Nightmare". The "Dream" has a massive heid and the "Nightmare" has a heavy limp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I work with a lassie who has the biggest set of teeth I've ever seen, which makes her look like the lead singer of the Bee Gees (sans beard, of course). As a result, we have christened her Barry Gob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I was at school with a guy nickednamed Bomber. A friend of mine from childhood has been called Fifa for as long as i can remember too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Go to the Arbroath games with a guy called James. During the World Cup we pronounced it the way the commentators said James Rodriguez. In about September one lad approached me and asked if his name was Hamed. After telling him no and why we said it the way we did the lad looked at me and said "I thought his name was Hamed because he owned a paper shop" He has been known as Hamed since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I worked with a Joiner down in Manchester that liked the drink so much that he was known as "tampax" cos he'd be "in for 1 week then out for 3"! Shame really as he was a very good joiner.....just a piss tank! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinnig Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Boy at school called Sid....cos his dad was a cop. Beezer of a nickname 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Another one from my Fine Fare (yes) days was one of the line managers called Cotton Wool feet. Because you could never hear the c**t coming.:-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The Chinese prostitute with no legs.... Dragon lips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Shamelessly stolen from yesterday's Off The Ball when they were talking about tight mates at the pub: A guy called 'crime'' because 'he doesn't pay'. A guy known as 'The Blacksmith' because every time it's his round 'he makes a bolt for the door'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 A guy called 'crime'' because 'he doesn't pay'. I have a mate called Crime for this very reason He took a shite on someone's trampoline one night too. True story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Sadly not someone I know personally but have heard off a guy being nicknamed "Prince Albert" as his name is Willy Pearson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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