Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Mon the spiders. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-28676322 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Mon the spiders. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-28676322 Watching too much Live & Let Die. Some people need to get a grip on animals, especially in the UK where hardly any wild animal can harm you. Had a woman in the coach seat behind me at the weekend going nuts over a Daddy Longlegs and wearing a jacket over her head to pretend it wasn't there. Pathetic excuse for a human being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Watching too much Live & Let Die. Some people need to get a grip on animals, especially in the UK where hardly any wild animal can harm you. Had a woman in the coach seat behind me at the weekend going nuts over a Daddy Longlegs and wearing a jacket over her head to pretend it wasn't there. Pathetic excuse for a human being. Our cat brought in a tiny field mouse recently and the missus was up on the couch like in the cartoons. I asked her what was the worst thing the mouse could possibly do to her and she replied "it might touch me". I suspect we wont be emigrating to Australia any time soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Thread winner IMO: http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Man-buys-23-apple-pies-spite-screaming-child/story-22603242-detail/story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Thread winner IMO: http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Man-buys-23-apple-pies-spite-screaming-child/story-22603242-detail/story.html Genuinely funny stories in local newspapers thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 http://www.ayradvertiser.com/news/ayr/articles/2014/08/14/506742-police-girvan-fire-started-on-purpose/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Standard north-east fare here AN ABERDEEN student today spoke of the moment he was left with a cut lip as a seagull snatched food from his mouth. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-student-attacked-by-gull-in-street-1.513209 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 What a cock up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Standard north-east fare here http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-student-attacked-by-gull-in-street-1.513209 The seagulls in Aberdeen are a genuine menace. One stole a full chicken club baguette out my hand as I walked out of Union Square one afternoon. Sickening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/colostomy-bag-leak-sees-grandmother-7607490 Pish local story from that bastion of banality, South Wales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/colostomy-bag-leak-sees-grandmother-7607490 Pish local story from that bastion of banality, South Wales. Actually, it's more of a shitty local story....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "The great-grandmother had just had lunch with her daughter and granddaughter and was sitting at the bus stop on Newport Road when the drama unfolded" I've never heard it called that before... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) The seagulls in Aberdeen are a genuine menace. One stole a full chicken club baguette out my hand as I walked out of Union Square one afternoon. Sickening. I should count myself lucky that I escaped with half a tuna sandwich when one swooped on me on Belmont Street earlier on in the year. I had quite literally opened the packet 2 secs before I was brutally attacked. Eta: the comments section on that link is superbly unsympathetic. "I hope a seagull shits in his chips at the weekend". As students go, he does look a bit JP though. "Focaccia?? Call yourself a student...what's wrong with chips in a bap, egg banjo...or a buttery?" Edited August 15, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 It's all kicking off in Lincolnshire Woman searches for missing raincoat in Alford http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/woman-searches-for-missing-raincoat-in-alford-1-6237041 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 It's all kicking off in Lincolnshire http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/woman-searches-for-missing-raincoat-in-alford-1-6237041 That is just brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 It's all kicking off in Lincolnshire http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/woman-searches-for-missing-raincoat-in-alford-1-6237041 Utter carnage. Sickening, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 VIDEO: Dundee rapist took pleasure at being tasered http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/video-dundee-rapist-took-pleasure-at-being-tasered-1.530890 Dafuq 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Yes a dog being run over and killed is sad and all, but is it really newsworthy? Tragedy as Yorkshire Terrier run over in Carnoustie http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/angus/tragedy-as-yorkshire-terrier-run-over-in-carnoustie-1.534553 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Do you still have to legally report to the police that you have knocked down a dog? Or did that all stop when you no longer had to buy a licence for a dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 You're fine so long as you don't endanger other traffic by swerving too harshly to get them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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