GordonD Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “And imagine if somebody has bought them for a wedding or a funeral - that many faulty cans could spoil the whole thing.” Oh yeah, bad beer at a funeral will really put a downer on the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “I was about four cans in and I thought something was up - it didn’t taste right." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 The photo of her holding up the pint glass inspecting it in the light, and the one at the end with the vouchers are top notch posing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Why can't they just take it back to Asda? You still have Asda in Scotland right? Something not right here. Besides actually wanting to drink Carlsberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: Why can't they just take it back to Asda? You still have Asda in Scotland right? Something not right here. Besides actually wanting to drink Carlsberg. They were bought in an Asda in Bristol so maybe it's not possible to return to a different store? And, the fact she's opened each of the boxes won't help, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “I love Carlsberg - it’s the only drink I enjoy" What an empty, hollow, miserable life she must lead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 46 minutes ago, hk blues said: They were bought in an Asda in Bristol so maybe it's not possible to return to a different store? And, the fact she's opened each of the boxes won't help, They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 25 minutes ago, coprolite said: They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. He probably bough it knock-off from some dodgy shop in Bristol and charged her full-whack and is now shitting himself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 2 hours ago, coprolite said: They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. Water into wine, nae bather. 5 Sunblest's and 2 Smokies to 5000 folk, pffft, easy. Make Carlsberg drinkable, I can't perform miracles ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Water into wine, nae bather. 5 Sunblest's and 2 Smokies to 5000 folk, pffft, easy. Make Carlsberg drinkable, I can't perform miracles ffs. Carlsberg is perfectly drinkable if chilled into tastelessness. Then the only issue is the vague concern you’re drinking cold piss resulting from the spot on impersonation it does of said fluid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Had a bottle of Carlsberg special brew the other day (I didn’t drink it under the railway arches or on a park bench ,not as good as the elephant beer they do but not had it in years but (what you drinking thread for this pish etc etc ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Court lets man keep leg. https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0403/1367976-amputation-court/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-65092730 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, MazzyStar said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-65092730 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cops-cordon-scots-greggs-with-29654389 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Reversing driver mounts parked car on Elgin High Street 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Reversing driver mounts parked car on Elgin High Street 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Exact date unknown, but I liked this newsletter snippet: Reported time bomb after saving 'neeps' HERE is the story of George Donald, a North- East of Scotland farmer, and a Nazi bomb. The bomb fell in the middle of one of George's turnip fields, buried itself many feet in the ground, and failed to explode. Some days later George reported its presence to the authorities, who immediately sent a disposal squad out to the 'farm. Why hadn't it been reported sooner, they wanted to know. "Well," said George, "I kent fine if I told you fellows you would have come and blown it up and ruined a' my neeps." It was then that the disposal experts noticed that the whole area round the bomb hole had been cleared of turnips. "I could hardly ask onybody else tae dae the job, so I just took my time and cleared away the neeps masel'. Now you can go ahead an' blow the dam' thing up." The explosion that followed shook a nearby town - but George's neeps were safe. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Typical Scouser. Horrible people. Eurovision 2023: Airbnb host tried to increase rent from £465 to over £2,000 - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65258108 18,000 is child’s play compared to that guy on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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