weirdcal Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 That sodding tom cruise 10 seconds advert. 10 seconds too long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 I've taken to watching old "London's Burning" on Youtube in recent months since my Advanced Fire Fighting course. Its good stuff to be fair. You'd like to think they'd provide you with better training than that. I won't be able to see the polis anymore without picturing the cadets up at Tulliallan being sat down in front of a marathon of "The Bill". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You'd like to think they'd provide you with better training than that. I won't be able to see the polis anymore without picturing the cadets up at Tulliallan being sat down in front of a marathon of "The Bill". After a five day course I can pick out so many technical aspects which are wrong, such as only putting three second bursts of water onto the fire etc. I still have an extreme want to buy a fire engine when I can afford it though, nothing will be able to beat cutting about in a fire engine... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You'd like to think they'd provide you with better training than that. I won't be able to see the polis anymore without picturing the cadets up at Tulliallan being sat down in front of a marathon of "The Bill". The way Police Scotland are going they'd be better off watching Scooby-Doo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 After a five day course I can pick out so many technical aspects which are wrong, such as only putting three second bursts of water onto the fire etc. I still have an extreme want to buy a fire engine when I can afford it though, nothing will be able to beat cutting about in a fire engine... Only £9,995 on eBay right now. Get wired in; you could be Scotland's answer to Marcus Licinius Crassus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 The way Police Scotland are going they'd be better off watching Scooby-Doo. Mystery Inc. have a 100% conviction rate. Could do a lot worse. If nothing else, it'd be entertaining to watch bobbies trying to pull villains' heids aff when they catch them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Only £9,995 on eBay right now. Get wired in; you could be Scotland's answer to Marcus Licinius Crassus. Well with the privatisation of the NHS supposedly imminent under the Tories, surely the Fire Service will come next? I shall start to prepare now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Well with the privatisation of the NHS supposedly imminent under the Tories, surely the Fire Service will come next? I shall start to prepare now. I'll away to look up some ambulance prices for Mrs M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 The way Police Scotland are going they'd be better off watching Scooby-Doo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 If nothing else, it'd be entertaining to watch bobbies trying to pull villains' heids aff when they catch them. And they say crime doesn't pay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 And they say crime doesn't pay With the greatest of respect to Alloa's coppers, I'd certainly think twice before doing it again. They don't look anything like this, you know: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 They'll literally be beating off crime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4gOCh_4Pw This makes me giggle like a wee lassie every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 That bloody Parrot on the Aldi advert! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Advert for shampoo with a warning -do not shampoo your eyes. No,I won't thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhS2q7IHQM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Working my way through Parks and Recreation right now actually. Halfway through Season 3. Loving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Taggartfest 2015 has reached the classic Nest of Vipers. Absolute class; Taggart was the fucking man Turns out that the DVDs are also taken from somebody's old VHS copies they taped off the telly, however 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I have a vague memory from childhood, of watching a parody of Taggart. I think it might have been Naked Video and Tony Roper portraying Taggart? Anyhoo, all I remember is 'Taggart' walking into a pub and saying: "There's been a murder! You're under arrest! Ya vicious, callous wee jobby!" That's getting looked up. I'd imagine everyone's seen this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That advert where the wee kid gets brain freeze and his mum has to Google how to cure it. It’s not so much the advert as such, it’s just that the wee kid looks like a p***k and for some reason I want to kick f**k out of him. Who ever got brain freeze from eating an ice pole anyway? I fucking hate him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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