Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Have you spilled paint on the new stair carpet? My methods may be cavalier but the end results would have Botticelli and Michelangelo nodding in approval. Not a drop spilled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My methods may be cavalier but the end results would have Botticelli and Michelangelo nodding in approval. Not a drop spilled. What is it I see that's been dripping down the risers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What is it I see that's been dripping down the risers? It appears to be the light shining through (or reflecting off) the wooden bannister slats. As you can see from this picture, the way the light is shining through the slats (& also creating shadows) gives the illusion of staining on a light carpet dependent on the time of day. Edited March 20, 2017 by WaffenThinMint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, WaffenThinMint said: It appears to be the light shining through the wooden bannister slats. I'm not convinced with this explanation, it looks like spillage to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 50 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I'm not convinced with this explanation, it looks like spillage to me. If Shandon's bog is upstairs and he's having trouble getting there on time perhaps we could club together for a Stair Lift.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: If Shandon's bog is upstairs and he's having trouble getting there on time perhaps we could club together for a Stair Lift.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Muffy desperately concerned as the pup struggles unsuccessfully to avoid falling off the back of the sofa. He deliberately tipped the (very heavy) elephant off the shelf the other day, narrowly missing the passing hound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that your cats shagging blanket. My cat has a shagging blanket. Its hilarious when he gets down to action and and gets his wee penis out. The cat is assexual but the pup has a chimp called Mungo who gets relentlessly fucked in every way conceivable. Edited March 23, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Mungo is clearly the sub and loving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Mungo is clearly the sub and loving it. The relationship turns from violent to sexual in the blink of an eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The relationship turns from violent to sexual in the blink of an eye. Standard kink. So I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 My sister recently moved to New York, and yesterday her landlord gave her permission to have a cat. Today she picked up a rescue cat called Taco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: My sister recently moved to New York, and yesterday her landlord gave her permission to have a cat. Today she picked up a rescue cat called Taco. Within two minutes, Taco acting like it owns the place. Cat's gonna cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Looking after my mates cat for a week, what's the script? It's 12 and seems to just moan a lot. Any help welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, YHallSaint said: Looking after my mates cat for a week, what's the script? It's 12 and seems to just moan a lot. Any help welcome Stop pumping it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, YHallSaint said: Looking after my mates cat for a week, what's the script? It's 12 and seems to just moan a lot. Any help welcome Might have been wise to ask your mate this before agreeing to look after it tbh. Basically, for the next week the cat is the boss and will do what the f**k it wants. If it approves of you it may do you the privilege of showing some affection. It will probably also ruin some of your soft furnishings. You'll love it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, YHallSaint said: Looking after my mates cat for a week, what's the script? It's 12 and seems to just moan a lot. Any help welcome It's 12. "Natural causes". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, YHallSaint said: Looking after my mates cat for a week, what's the script? It's 12 and seems to just moan a lot. Any help welcome If our old cat was anything to go by moans can mean "I'm hungry. Feed me you slob" "I want attention. Love me" "I want to go out but the weather's shite. Fix it human" "It's 3 a.m. in the morning and I feel like being a cnut for no apparent reason" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: "It's 3 a.m. in the morning and I feel like being a cnut for no apparent reason" It's a control thing. Let's see if I can get these human twats out of their bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Muffy on a relentless killing spree just now. He must have found a family of mice nearby and is casually munching his way through them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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