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Relax.  Relax your muscles. Breath slowly.  In.  Out.  In. Out.  Nice and slow.  Now look at me.  Focus entirely on me.  Entirely.  Your body is getting more relaxed.  Your breathing is deep and slow.  You are getting tired.  So tired.  You can close your eyes now.  Close them.  Good.  Now when I click my paw you will be entirely under my control.  *CLICK*  Now go to the fridge and put that fillet of salmon on the kitchen floor.  Yes, on the floor....

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More father and son cuddles. Do cats usually stick by their blood relations so closely? Obviously barring a mother and her kittens...

You'd have thought a dad would not give a f**k about his son at their respective ages but Ginge goes tits if you do something that affronts patch. [emoji23]

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3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

Australian cat figures out how to open tins.

Omar the cat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39931050

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Omar typically rises at 05:00, eats a couple of scoops of dry cat food for breakfast, lounges around the house, plays in the backyard, naps on the trampoline and eats raw kangaroo meat for dinner.

Brilliant.:lol:

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43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Think he's finally mastered the "Hello ladies. You see, you like? You want to touch?"

 

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Looks like baws and fanny. Nothing wrong with that, tell him/her from me. Rainbows etc.

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My cat brought a fully alive blackbird home last night. I heard a bit of a commotion outside and when I went out the back I saw her walking towards the back door with a bird in her mouth, the bird was flapping its wings right in her face but she brushed these off as if they were water (although if it had actually been water she would've ran away of course).

Anyway she strolls towards me and drops the bird right in front me and then proceed to hold it down with one front paw and just starting jabbing at it as if she was Mohammed Ali with the other paw, I felt as if she was trying to prove how solid she was.

I chased her away and the bird half-heartedly flew away but I doubt it would've gotten far.

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