shuggz Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 For those that dont like cats..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Old boy enjoying the sun.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Old boy enjoying the sun.. The official P&B cat - high on ching catnip, slumped against a wall on the kerb, yelling "FECK AWWFFF!" at random passers by and wondering why his trousers fur is damp . The only difference is that I doubt he crawls home after a while to post shite on the internet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 The official P&B cat - high on ching catnip, slumped against a wall on the kerb, yelling "FECK AWWFFF!" at random passers by and wondering why his trousers fur is damp . The only difference is that I doubt he crawls home after a while to post shite on the internet At least he was on the pavement. He likes to sit like that on the road to wind up humans trying to park. When they eventually get out of the car to shift him he'll mutter cat obscenities at them and walk off, content that he has wound them up and delayed them getting their shopping/kids etc home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You know all these TV adverts you see with cats playing with budgies? We had a budgie a few years ago which lived in a battered old cage - it could actually pop its head out of the cage between two of the spars when it wanted to attract some attention. Our next door neighbour had a friendly puss who used to pop in on occasions just to say "Hi" - my wife didn't like it coming in, but I generally made a fuss of it. On one particular morning the cat had come in and I got distracted by someone coming to the door. When I came back in I was confronted with a headless budgie torso and a cat purring and licking its lips. Needless to say I got the blame for that rather tragic incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You know all these TV adverts you see with cats playing with budgies? We had a budgie a few years ago which lived in a battered old cage - it could actually pop its head out of the cage between two of the spars when it wanted to attract some attention. Our next door neighbour had a friendly puss who used to pop in on occasions just to say "Hi" - my wife didn't like it coming in, but I generally made a fuss of it. On one particular morning the cat had come in and I got distracted by someone coming to the door. When I came back in I was confronted with a headless budgie torso and a cat purring and licking its lips. Needless to say I got the blame for that rather tragic incident. "you mean that after all those years of pain some other b*****d got there first...??!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Dogs are better than cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Dogs are better than cats. Reminds me of this post from 5 years ago. youroldda First Division Regular Banned 2,303 posts Joined: 29-March 08 My Team:Celtic Posted 10 March 2010 - 23:04 Cats everytime for me, far more inteligent than those fuken muppets, espcially those grey hound fuds, how thick are they?they fall for the same fake hare everytime, if they had any sign of brains they would say"well i'm wearing a muzzel nae point in knocin my kunt in chasing a fuken rolled up tshirt round the track again" And can they not work out their running in a circle? if they come out the trap and just stand there the hare will come back round!!Dogs cant even go out therselves their that thick they start chasing buses, whereas my cat I let him oot at nite and he turns round as if to say mibee see you in a few days, I'm away to get ma hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Not even our cat, but has an amazing ability to wander in to our house and fall asleep wherever it wants. The again he's pretty damn fluffy and is incredibly friendly so it's all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1441780779.838195.jpg Not even our cat, but has an amazing ability to wander in to our house and fall asleep wherever it wants. The again he's pretty damn fluffy and is incredibly friendly so it's all good. Smudgers twin brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Just discovered that SouxieCat has been launching a dirty protest against sharing a litter tray with two other cats (I assume). There was a massive column of turds carefully laid one on top of the other behind the pedestal of the (human) toilet, just out of sight. When I went to clear it up, I discovered she'd suffocated a massive spider at the bottom of it all. I'm appalled by the horrific genius of this whole thing. I'll get another tray ASAP; I don't want to find out what the next phase of Operation Turd Murder is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Had a giant spider in the bath this morning when I left the house. Came home with the missus and asked if she could remove it. Unfortunately for 'Arry the arachnid, old cat took maters into his own paws.. the splodges are all that remains of poor 'Arry.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Schmue doesn't eat spiders, but she does strongly believe that they take up too much room. We're always finding perfectly flat arachnids dotted around the house. Judging by the state of the bathroom floor this morning, she's been indoctrinating Souxie into her spider-crushing ways. The kitten was demonstrating her elaborate pounce-and-squish technique on an already-flattened corpse while I was punishing the lavvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Whenever I find a spider I carefully put it out, specifically to avoid the bloodshed above. Our cats find spiders fascinating, sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 our late lamented dreaded deadly squeaky beast used to enjoy leaving the mangled corpses of spiders outside my bedroom door for me to step on in the morning with my bare feet. I was disappointed in the mog when she was dozing in front of the fire and a dirty great spider sneaked by her though.. lazy creature. picture is not of herself, who was a tortoiseshell. This is one of the semi feral cats at the Scottish Mining Museum, Newtongrange, taken by my late old man.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Of course, the main reason I like cats is because they're so much more dignified than dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Of course, the main reason I like cats is because they're so much more dignified than dogs. After you struggle to get the wee buggers to swallow a pill and then you see them licking their bum do you ever think "surely that pill can't taste THAT bad..?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Just back from Tannadice and my old furry friend was waiting on the stairs for me to show me this freshly decaptated rodent: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 that's one mean looking mouse f*cking moggy... can I borrow him...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Just back from Tannadice and my old furry friend was waiting on the stairs for me to show me this freshly decaptated rodent: That feline c**t looks just how I feel right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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