BFTD Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 BigFatTabbyWife: "bet they like her on P&B, huh?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 No bras in Hungary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Zzzzzzzzz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 BigFatTabbyWife: "bet they like her on P&B, huh?" You can tell your missus that I'd crawl 500yds through broken glass with my scrotum dragging the ground just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie. De Gea's burd. Not your missus. I'm sure your wife is lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Just think - if we had voted yes, we could have had an upbeat cheesy number by Runrig or the Proclaimers. Might have had a chance TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Bet she'd be Hungary for th cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 This seems especially political for Eurovision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 You can tell your missus that I'd crawl 500yds through broken glass with my scrotum dragging the ground just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie. De Gea's burd. Not your missus. I'm sure your wife is lovely. Aw. I had her all ready to make the recording. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Fk me this is the dreariest Eurovision I can remember, nobody taking the pish, dressing up as monsters or whatever, just boring earnest ballads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Oh I like the look of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Looks like you'd need a safe word with the Georgian bird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 First Israel, then Australia, now they're letting American states in? What the f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Oh yes - whatever she says! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Wow! She has a big mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Wasn't she in Flash Gordon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 This is more like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I'm sure Valentine Dyall wore that in Dr Who years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 She'd insist on it being "yes". Well I certainly wouldn't say no... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Looks like you'd need a safe word with the Georgian bird. Banana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 That's more like Judith Ralston 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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