Tinder

[ParsJake]

1 hour ago, PWL said:

Badly written porn. On a fairly new but opinionated account pertaining to be female.

I wonder.....

@BTFD

[Wee-Bey]

*adds ''Slot it in' to the P&B lexicon

[BFTD]

2 hours ago, ParsJake said:

@BTFD

We really needs Oaksoft's critique here. 

Not enough pro-feminist lesbianism, I'll wager.

[Dirty Sanchez]

10 hours ago, Sugar_Army said:

Mrs SA pointed out this stand (with accompanying Video display) in a shop that could best be described as Tokyo's B&M.  It took a good few seconds for me to figure out what it was as I thought there were water bottles/food thermos' as it was between the kids/toy section and the luggage section.

Looks like a lot of men in Tokyo need to be getting on Tinder.

 

Never heard of this until I saw a guy doing a livestream from Toyko at Halloween dressed as one.

Seems it's very popular and pretty mainstream in Japan.

 

 

[Sugar_Army]

7 hours ago, Dirty Sanchez said:

 

Never heard of this until I saw a guy doing a livestream from Toyko at Halloween dressed as one.

Seems it's very popular and pretty mainstream in Japan.

 

 

[LondonHMFC]

Well, I certainly feel a bit better about my situation. 

[SweeperDee]

I’ve expanded my fairly limited scope of people I’m attracted to and have been seeing this Asian/Malaysian bird for a couple of months from Tinder. Lovely girl, smart, going to be a doctor, very “housewife-y” in that she insists on doing things for me, always does the dishes, that sort of thing. Great ride as well. 
 

However, she is diabetic. This in of itself is not an issue, my grandfather was diabetic and he was the love of my life. She goes on about it…quite a lot though. Like, probably more than a regular diabetic would. Like she defines herself by it. Yes, diabetes is awful, it’s a pain in the arse and especially when you’re not a typical fat person who gets it cause they eat too much sugary shite. It must be hard for her to balance medicine and being diabetic but I know there is support in place for NHS staff with diabetes. 
 

It might be new to me but she checks her sugars with that wee arm monitor thing and a phone app during sex, and depending she might need to go get a biscuit or a dextrose tablet. What am I supposed to do? 
 

Ach, I’m being a moan. I’m very lucky, I’m actually going through a tough time in my life and she’s been a light in it. She does like a whinge though. 

[scottsdad]

3 minutes ago, SweeperDee said:

It might be new to me but she checks her sugars with that wee arm monitor thing and a phone app during sex,

This app isn't called Tik Tok, by any chance?

"Honestly, it's OK. Just checking my sugar levels...."

[Guest]

1 minute ago, scottsdad said:

This app isn't called Tik Tok, by any chance?

"Honestly, it's OK. Just checking my sugar levels...."

Only Fans, SweeperDee isn't aware yet but he's an Internet superstar.

[carpetmonster]

8 minutes ago, SweeperDee said:

I’ve expanded my fairly limited scope of people I’m attracted to and have been seeing this Asian/Malaysian bird for a couple of months from Tinder. Lovely girl, smart, going to be a doctor, very “housewife-y” in that she insists on doing things for me, always does the dishes, that sort of thing. Great ride as well. 
 

However, she is diabetic. This in of itself is not an issue, my grandfather was diabetic and he was the love of my life. She goes on about it…quite a lot though. Like, probably more than a regular diabetic would. Like she defines herself by it. Yes, diabetes is awful, it’s a pain in the arse and especially when you’re not a typical fat person who gets it cause they eat too much sugary shite. It must be hard for her to balance medicine and being diabetic but I know there is support in place for NHS staff with diabetes. 
 

It might be new to me but she checks her sugars with that wee arm monitor thing and a phone app during sex, and depending she might need to go get a biscuit or a dextrose tablet. What am I supposed to do? 
 

Ach, I’m being a moan. I’m very lucky, I’m actually going through a tough time in my life and she’s been a light in it. She does like a whinge though. 

Keep a tin of biscuits handy would seem the plan. If you wanted to spice things up, have 3 tins of Danish butter cookies next to the bed, but with 2 of them being full of washers and a sewing kit. 

[Stellaboz]

Best with something less crumbly. Imagine all the bits a Hobnob would leave in the bed 

[Widge]

Just now, Stellaboz said:

Best with something less crumbly. Imagine all the bits a Hobnob would leave in the bed 

Would be like being at the beach!

[Derry Alli]

Stick a jammie dodger up her arse and aim for the wee heart.

[alta-pete]

[scottsdad]

40 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

Stick a jammie dodger up her arse and aim for the wee heart.

When I was at school there were rumours that a group of boys played "The Biscuit Game". I never did.

[carpetmonster]

1 hour ago, Widge said:

Would be like being at the beach!

Chocolate Hob Nobs if you want Feargal Sharkey to come round and give a commentary 

[RuMoore]

16 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

When I was at school there were rumours that a group of boys played "The Biscuit Game". I never did.

I always thought that game was some urban dictionary type of myth but I met someone who actually participated and ate said biscuit. 

He was exactly how you'd imagine someone that may do that would look like. 

[Bonksy+HisChristianParade]

Asian/Malaysian 

[itzdrk]

12 minutes ago, RuMoore said:

I always thought that game was some urban dictionary type of myth but I met someone who actually participated and ate said biscuit. 

He was exactly how you'd imagine someone that may do that would look like. 

Rugby lad eh. 

[Wee-Bey]

2 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:

Asian/Malaysian 

The only 2 genders.