Are You Anti-Semitic?

[Romeo]

Got into trouble at work once when the really high pitched fire alarm went off and I said there must be a Jewish funeral nearby.

Don't get that one?

[Bobby Skidmarks]

The only Jew I've ever met in the Highlands was a guy I worked with in a mill as a labourer. He was a lazy c**t, he'd rather stand about doing nothing than get on with work. One day he stood on an eight foot long rake and it flipped up and broke his nose.

I'm unsure if all Jews are lazy and prone to standing on rakes though, could someone please advise?

[Ya Bezzer!]

My favourite TV programme of all time is Seinfeld so I'm in the clear.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

6 out of 10?

there are 11 questions?

eta..who are the ADL?

Anti Defamation League

http://www.adl.org/

[Jimmy85]

Yes.

[Newbornbairn]

I watched a Stephen Spielberg film once. An ugly wee boy in a red coat getting shot at by Nazis until Tom Hanks saves him and he escapes on a flying bicycle. I think I'm in the clear too.

[Fotbawmad]

TBF, people mix up Jews, Zionists, Israeli's and Semites. Israeli spokesman and lobbyists exploit this to the fullest, by labeling people who criticize Israel. Even Jews themselves confuse these terms. For example if your criticizing Israel you're not anti-Semitic. You're actually being anti Zionist, which is no different from being anti-American, anti-British or anti-German. Even then the people who use the anti-Semitic argument are in the wrong, because Israeli's aren't Semites; unlike their Palestinian counterparts. They are actually Ashkenazi, which are largely Eastern Europeans. It's a desperately low attempt at defending what are clearly indefeasible actions in the Gaza strip. However, it works because ordinary Jews associate anti-Semitism with being anti-Jewish, and when they make that connection. They'll inevitably fall into a pact mentality of thinking an attack on someone else is an attack on them.

[Florentine_Pogen]

I'm in the clear. Some of my best friends are Jews.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

The UK SCORED 8% which was the 3rd lowest in Europe

perceived loyalty to Israel and undue influence on the US government being the most common yes votes

Greece scored 69%, the highest in Europe and more than Iran FFS

They focused particularly on business and financial markets

[CountyFan]

Seriously, if you answer yes to any of those questions you are an anti-Semite. Change the word 'Jew' for the word 'black' or the word 'gay' and then try and argue you're not a racist or a homophobe.

[Bing (2)]

I like...

The Jews that have beards, wear black floppy hats and play chess in the street.

I dislike...

The Jews that learned too well from Hitler and Stalin.

The Jews that practice genital mutilation on children.

None of the questions cover that, so I'm a ''No''

[Bing (2)]

Seriously, if you answer yes to any of those questions you are an anti-Semite. Change the word 'Jew' for the word 'black' or the word 'gay' and then try and argue you're not a racist or a homophobe.

Take out q 3 + 11, change ''Jew'' to ''bigot'' and...............?

[philpy]

Throw the Jew Down the well.

[LinkinFighter]

Don't think I've ever met a Jew.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Someone phone The Samaratins.

[ICTChris]

TBF, people mix up Jews, Zionists, Israeli's and Semites. Israeli spokesman and lobbyists exploit this to the fullest, by labeling people who criticize Israel. Even Jews themselves confuse these terms. For example if your criticizing Israel you're not anti-Semitic. You're actually being anti Zionist, which is no different from being anti-American, anti-British or anti-German. Even then the people who use the anti-Semitic argument are in the wrong, because Israeli's aren't Semites; unlike their Palestinian counterparts. They are actually Ashkenazi, which are largely Eastern Europeans. It's a desperately low attempt at defending what are clearly indefeasible actions in the Gaza strip. However, it works because ordinary Jews associate anti-Semitism with being anti-Jewish, and when they make that connection. They'll inevitably fall into a pact mentality of thinking an attack on someone else is an attack on them.

Who was that poster who constantly posted Youtube David Icke videos?

[The_Kincardine]

TBF, people mix up Jews, Zionists, Israeli's and Semites.

This is a very good shout. The rest of your post made my eyes bleed. Punctuation dear boy!

TBH I'd reckon only loonies have disdain for Jewish people simply because they are Jewish. I can see how some take issue with Zionism.

[LongTimeLurker]

To be honest if you answered one of those as "yes" you're probably anti-Semitic.

What was slid in there under the radar is the issue of questioning the influence of Israel over US foreign policy. That shouldn't be in there with the blatantly anti-semitic stuff and trying to link it with those in people's minds may be the point of the exercise.

[Booker-T]

dammit, ran out of greenies.

class!!!!

[welshbairn]

TBF, people mix up Jews, Zionists, Israeli's and Semites. Israeli spokesman and lobbyists exploit this to the fullest, by labeling people who criticize Israel. Even Jews themselves confuse these terms. For example if your criticizing Israel you're not anti-Semitic. You're actually being anti Zionist, which is no different from being anti-American, anti-British or anti-German. Even then the people who use the anti-Semitic argument are in the wrong, because Israeli's aren't Semites; unlike their Palestinian counterparts. They are actually Ashkenazi, which are largely Eastern Europeans. It's a desperately low attempt at defending what are clearly indefeasible actions in the Gaza strip. However, it works because ordinary Jews associate anti-Semitism with being anti-Jewish, and when they make that connection. They'll inevitably fall into a pact mentality of thinking an attack on someone else is an attack on them.

So who's behind the evil conspiracy that controls everything? The Welsh?