Jacksgranda Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 hours ago, sjc said: I generally agree with you but I know a few folk that will switch to bottles if on a big day/night out.......the reduced volume seems to work for them in terms of becoming less drunk that those that stay on the pints. 4 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: So you mean that if you drink a lower quantity of beer, you'll become less drunk? I think you could interpret his post as meaning that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: So you mean that if you drink a lower quantity of beer, you'll become less drunk? Less? Could you help me with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I think you could interpret his post as meaning that.Who'd have thunk it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Bold Rover said: 12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I think you could interpret his post as meaning that. Who'd have thunk it? Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 why sit there then?Because I’m in before them that’s why smart arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 It’s breakfast martini o’clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Wait; are folk now actually claiming that lassies shagged them because they served a drink to said lassies before someone else?I met my mrs when she was working behind a bar. She kept serving me first whenever I went up, god knows why, and it certainly made me want to have sex with her more.Don’t see why it couldn’t happen the other way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Wait; are folk now actually claiming that lassies shagged them because they served a drink to said lassies before someone else?I doubt that was the only reason but in my experience it didn't do any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 21 hours ago, DA Baracus said: See when folk who work in bars say they'l serve an attractive lassie first: are they genuinely expecting sex from said lassie(s) simply because they served them before someone else? You have to change jobs. It's time, loads of bar jobs going at this time of year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Less? Could you help me with that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 That's a great pic. Was lucky enough to be able to sit in the old main stand for a QP v ICT game back in March 1995. Was there again when the stand was gone for a game in early 1997 when he had to sit in the stand opposite and there was a gaping hole there. Back on topic, our work night out is on Mad Friday. I actually have my mate's dad's funeral to attend to first around lunchtime. I expect to be incredibly pished. Apologies in advance to all who encounter me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/11/2018 at 11:28, smpar said: I’ve come across a few sound c***s recently who have done the “he was first” gesture when the server has gone to serve them first. Can’t wait for Christmas party c***s to completely ignore this beautiful piece of pub etiquette because their need for a bottle of Corona simply can’t wait any longer. Almost seen a fight kick off the last time I was home, at the Proclaimers gig of all places, because some c**t walked up to the bar and got served first when a new member of staff walked behind the bar. Boy beside him had been waiting longer and called the guy an arsehole for jumping the queue. The guy who got served tried to laugh it off, but disappeared sharpish when told he'd have the smile wiped off his face if he tried it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, TheScarf said: our work night out is on Mad Friday. It's black Friday, not mad Friday. I should red dot you for it but I feel your mate is probably going through enough and the association with you post red dot might be more than he can handle. Edited December 14, 2018 by Ross. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Black Friday is the Amazon sale m9. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 17 hours ago, Ylf said: Because I’m in before them that’s why smart arse I realise yer in before them but why look at all the places to possibly sit and choose the one place where ye know folk are gonna come in and annoy ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Someone mentioned Archie's in Aberdeen and the queue. I've been in there loads (£2 for a pint and a smorgasbord of ales. Ya beauty.....also I live across the road) but did experience a queue a few months ago. Interesting to view from a social psychological perspective, and it was funny witnessing the absolute seethe of everyone involved. Even guys I recognised as regulars were in said queue and giving me pelters. The attractive lassies getting served first is amateur though. It's also infuriating as a punter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Folk who drink beer from a bottle rather than have a pint of it are OFTW in general.Exactly this. I fail to see the logic. Get a pint instead, you get much more beer/lager per pound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: On 13/12/2018 at 19:11, TheScarf said: Folk who drink beer from a bottle rather than have a pint of it are OFTW in general. Exactly this. I fail to see the logic. Get a pint instead, you get much more beer/lager per pound. Right enough - it's not like the taste matters! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Right enough - it's not like the taste matters! There are usually at least two or three different beers on tap. If you're fussy enough to not like any of them then you probably shouldn't be drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: 7 minutes ago, hk blues said: Right enough - it's not like the taste matters! There are usually at least two or three different beers on tap. If you're fussy enough to not like any of them then you probably shouldn't be drinking. Whit - I should limit my choice of drinks to 2 or 3? We're not living in North Korea, are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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