MONKMAN Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Been involved in one or two scraps in my time, quite often ending up with the silver medal. Talking when I should have been listening was a speciality of mine when younger, as a result receiving a black eye or two over the years. My mates used to have a habit of getting themselves in bother as well, so there was the odd brawl or two. Also been hit by a glass which was rather painful. Worst kicking I received was from a few bouncers. Two of of them had my mate pinned to the floor beating the living f**k out of him, so I took the opportunity to give one of them a size 8 clean in the dish. The rest of them didn't take kindly and dragged me out the back door and knocked the shit out of me. As I said, this was all in my younger days and I haven't been involved in a fight for years. One thing I did learn was that if someone is standing in front if you telling you that they're going to smack you, chances are they're wont. If someone genuinely wants to hit you, then they'll hit you without hesitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Most fights are instigated by women. Scientific fact, I've never been in a fight but the one time I was close to being involved in a fight involved me standing outside a pub talking to my brother when a woman walked over and threw a full pint in my face. I hadn't a fucking clue what had just happened, I looked at my brother, then at the woman who called me an arsehole. I asked her what the f**k that was for and instantly her boyfriend steps in looking for a square go. I'm a small, skinny guy, if I were to fight I'd be incredibly stupid but my brothers girlfriend wasn't giving such fucks and landed a fair uppercut on the woman. Looking back I think that guy was wanting a scrap and needed something to justify it, picked the wrong guy though and Drew Busby (Hearts legend and said pub owner) saw all of this unfold, walked over and politely () "asked" the pair to leave. Haven't seen them again. So, yes, I can confirm that all fights are instigated by woman and that Drew Busby is a barman that you probably want to stay on the good side of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 nothing better than when a bitch fight erupts in a pub/club remember a huge fight erupting at shm at titp a few years ago becuase a guy just turned round and full out decked his bird , next thing abiut 3 minutes of mayhem ensued as c***s tried punching the guy, then randum c***s started just throwing punches at each other and then other people started pushing about thinking it was a mosh pit #scenes did anyone else witness this ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You haven't seen my calf definition. Fantastic calf muscles from so much running away imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 . Did however almost end up in a fight with fellow Thistle fans last November at Killie away and instantly regretted it. That was absolutely hilarious. I've never been in a proper fight, hopefully keeping that way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Fantastic calf muscles Why thank you, sir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) That was absolutely hilarious. I've never been in a proper fight, hopefully keeping that way! You are next on my "square go then back away" list. Edited June 26, 2014 by mrcat1990 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd rather have Sweet Pete beside me if bother kicked off than a load of the rest of you tbh. Is everybody on this thread fucking french? The majority seem to be experts in taking kickings or running away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Would never run away. Would much rather a sore face than a complete loss of any pride by running away like a little girl tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 Is everybody on this thread fucking french? So are you, Serge! I remember you playing full-back for France at Murrayfield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 nothing better than when a bitch fight erupts in a pub/club remember a huge fight erupting at shm at titp a few years ago becuase a guy just turned round and full out decked his bird , next thing abiut 3 minutes of mayhem ensued as c***s tried punching the guy, then randum c***s started just throwing punches at each other and then other people started pushing about thinking it was a mosh pit #scenes did anyone else witness this ? Street catfights can be quite good too - remember a few years ago I was walking down Crow Road when I heard an almighty yell of "YA COOOOWWW!" Down the bottom of the street, two ned hotties were tearing lumps out of each other - loads of hair pulling and ripped clothes. A wee crowd of admiring onlookers gathered, with the community feeling of the assembly cemented by a guy coming out of the Chinese restaurant and sharing out his chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Would never run away. Would much rather a sore face than a complete loss of any pride by running away like a little girl tbh. "Live to fight another day" that's my moto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 "Live to fight another day" that's my moto Do you escape on a motorbike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I don't know if it counts as "fighting", but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Fortunately I managed to pin the blame on Johnny Cash. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I don't know if it counts as "fighting", but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Fortunately I managed to pin the blame on Johnny Cash. I knew his brother... Shorty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I knew his brother... Shorty. If I'd known he had a brother I would never have shot him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The good thing about this thread is that most folk are the same as me - lovers not fighters (aka shitebag blouses). It restores my faith in humanity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Absolutely disgusting behaviour observed today. I was on the seafront when I saw a man and a woman having an almighty row in front of their child, then suddenly the woman smacked the bloke around the head and it all kicked off. They started slapping and hitting each other then someone must have called the police as a policeman turned up on his own. He had to take his baton to the man but the guy managed to snatch the baton off the policeman then he started whacking the policeman and his wife...... I couldn't believe what I was seeing because then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all their sausages. Edited June 26, 2014 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Was in a few when i was a wee guy, mostly playing football or me being a cheeky wee shite etc one that sticks out is i punched a boy who went down into dog shite once at lunch time which was most amusing last time someone tried to fight me was this Rangers fan outside Somerset, (i had totally asked for it though ) probably fortunate "watp 9" 's mates decided him fighting me in front of the police wouldn't be his brightest idea and removed him Edited June 26, 2014 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMAND IS THE ONE (TWO) Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 LUV IT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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