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7 hours ago, kevthedee said:

First season in the new ground we should have crematorium on the front of our shirts as a sponsor with fire and ash spewing out,would be classy as f**k.

We should commission Run the Jewels or Skepta to perform at Dundee United's funeral at our new crematorium. f**k all this Wagner shit, time to splash the cash.

Imagine, the lights go out, with a single beam of orange light illuminating a Willo Flood-shaped coffin before it bursts into flames while the music starts:

Welcome mothafuckas to the Derrrrrrrry Crem,
Where the Dark Blues laugh at United's shem,
So sit down, c***s, and have a fucking toke,
As the Tangerine Disasta goes up in smoke.

Thank you.

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5 minutes ago, LiamDFC said:

We should commission Run the Jewels or Skepta to perform at Dundee United's funeral at our new crematorium. f**k all this Wagner shit, time to splash the cash.

Imagine, the lights go out, with a single beam of orange light illuminating a Willo Flood-shaped coffin before it bursts into flames while the music starts:

Welcome mothafuckas to the Derrrrrrrry Crem,
Where the Dark Blues laugh at United's shem,
So sit down, c***s, and have a fucking toke,
As the Tangerine Disasta goes up in smoke.

Thank you.

Sorry to burst your bubble mate regarding Flood shite doesne burn allegedly.

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8 hours ago, LiamDFC said:

We should commission Run the Jewels or Skepta to perform at Dundee United's funeral at our new crematorium. f**k all this Wagner shit, time to splash the cash.

Imagine, the lights go out, with a single beam of orange light illuminating a Willo Flood-shaped coffin before it bursts into flames while the music starts:

Welcome mothafuckas to the Derrrrrrrry Crem,
Where the Dark Blues laugh at United's shem,
So sit down, c***s, and have a fucking toke,
As the Tangerine Disasta goes up in smoke.

Thank you.

Run the Jewels is a great shout. Not my favourite tune of theirs but an apt title nonetheless...

 

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On a more serious note, any of you heard what "legends" will be playing for Dundee in Mackays testimonial? Last half hour is seemingly going to be mostly ex-players, only player weve had confirmed is Jody Morris


Confirmed you lot are playing McCann, Gartland, Rab Douglas, Barry Smith and Gary Harkins. Peaso and Savo will play for both teams.
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Just seen the photo's of the academy sides on David Youth's galleries and Cammy photographed as one of the coaches,What a great ambassador he is for our club especially at such a young age.Great pro and top guy well done Cammy.

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Fat fingers.
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7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

 


Yeah my mates young lad ( eh sponsor him ) plays for the under 14s and Kerr coaches them during the week. I know for him a lot of them see it as if Kerr can get make from youth level then these young lads could have a future also. They are having a good season also which is good :-)

 

Great to hear mate the reports are that the youth set up is really good now.

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Yeah my mates young lad ( eh sponsor him ) plays for the under 14s and Kerr coaches them during the week. I know for him a lot of them see it as if Kerr can get make from youth level then these young lads could have a future also. They are having a good season also which is good :-)

Don't know if it's the same team but I play 5s on a Thursday night in Forfar and there's a youth team that train on the other half of the pitch - Cammy is there every week helping out.

 

ETA: He's obviously not watching me close enough because McCann still hasn't phoned.

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Don't know if it's the same team but I play 5s on a Thursday night in Forfar and there's a youth team that train on the other half of the pitch - Cammy is there every week helping out.
 
ETA: He's obviously not watching me close enough because McCann still hasn't phoned.


I know a few stories about him returning to Monifieth High and helping out.

There was one about him turning up to a Christmas dance to go as a 'date' with a additional support student. They thought he'd turn up to surprise her, hang around for a bit and leave but he turned up and stayed for the whole 3 hours.

Seems like a good, well grounded guy.
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Lets get it straight here - the quarter final tomorrow could have been a great chance to get a good crowd in and get behind the players.

As it is, the greedy board will have the home ends at a low number whilst cashing in on the away fans that hop on the bus from Lochee, Leuchars and Limerick.

It's not good enough i'm afraid and i don't blame anyone who isn't going to this one. The prices being put up from the cup derby is nothing short of a pisstake. 

A message to Nelms and co. If you're gonna bump c***s make sure it's not the Dundonian race cause we'll get you telt quicker than Bobby Williamson with a fish supper coupon.

Sitting in a tin-pot, atmosphereless, meaningless Camperdown stadium fills me with disgust aswell, but that's a story that will be kept for another hour.

The non deluded one is not pleased with the clubs descent into footalling modernity. It's fucking horrible to see.

Thank you.

 

 

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14 hours ago, Shadow Play said:

I'd love to see Gary Harkins playing in a Dundee strip one more time but even that isn't enough to persuade me to give my money to MacKay. 

 

Its alright tho, coz he's playing for the Dee legends in a charity match at Lochee Utds ground too...

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-legends-join-charity-match/

 

Thank you

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