locheedfcno1 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Heard a junkie shout after her kid yesterday across from st johns high school. J_lo!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 J underscore Lo ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviermaw Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Someone told me recently (a primary teacher) that there was a wee boy called Hashtag. It was actually spelled '#' but the school records had to just spell it 'Hashtag' for the management system to be able to use it for registers and records etc.. I can also just imagine the amount of 'Khalisies' and 'Catnisses' cutting about schemes barefoot in the coming years too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 A friend of mine's sister is called Oralia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I know someone who called their wee girl Fallyn. Poor kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I know someone who called their wee girl Fallyn. Poor kid. I hope that they don't let her wander near water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The horrible programme "Blinging up Baby" (aye, as dreadful as it sounds - car crash TV) featured one Essex girl who named her kids Princess Bliss Tiana May and Precious Bell Ruby Rosina. Sure enough, she's been subject to a host of abuse, so even by Essex standards, it must be bad. Feel sorry for the kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 This is no new phenomenon, 31 years ago, some sick b*****ds called their daughter, Kimithy http://www.north-star-news.co.uk/News/Fury-at-bid-to-take-away-Dingwall-kids-trampoline-01052015.htm I wonder how she deciduous on that name? Kimithy, a door supervisor who lives in Tulloch Square, has two daughters Ebony Wallmsley (11) and Kiera Wallmsley (10) who attend the local primary school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 What exactly is a "door supervisor"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Worst of all has to be those weans who have a pretty basic name, but their parents have spelled it wrong. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internet Citizen Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Worst of all has to be those weans who have a pretty basic name, but their parents have spelled it wrong.A girl a couple of years below me at school was called Pamala and freely admitted it was because her dad spelled Pamela wrong to the registrar. Edited May 6, 2015 by Internet Citizen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Pray for Duncan, "the kid with the weird name". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 1436701583688.jpg Perhaps not the best place to bring this up perhaps? Relevant regarding the names but the little girl sadly doesn't have much time left. Maybe think before posting something of this nature? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861 Kale? Did they want a Cabbage Patch Kid? Good one on the train this week - kid freaking out: "Stop that, Oscar!" Cue half the carriage trying not to laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Perhaps not the best place to bring this up perhaps? Relevant regarding the names but the little girl sadly doesn't have much time left. Maybe think before posting something of this nature? On reflection I agree, consider it gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I work with someone who has an Uncle Shaftoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I work with someone who has an Uncle Shaftoe. Old Bobby? Snappy dresser, I recall. His wife still complaining about the amount of time he spends away at work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Actually heard someone calling their daughter Ebola a few weeks back. Frantically been trying to think of what I might have misheard. And yes, it was one of those mother-screaming-the-kids'-name-while-they-pay-no-attention moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Girl called London had a birthday party today. Presume she has siblings called Paris and Milan! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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