sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 Correct on both points. Fat pervert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 ^^^burglar alert!In your case the knicker drawer and washing basket are perfectly safe. On the other hand, if sis is boat sitting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Fat pervert? Your sister will be the judge of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 In your case the knicker drawer and washing basket are perfectly safe. On the other hand, if sis is boat sitting... The boat doesn't have a stenna stair lift fitted for you to get in Sarge...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 The boat doesn't have a stenna stair lift fitted for you to get in Sarge......Zen seems to think your sister is quite accommodating. She could tug me aboard...or whatever the nautical term is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 We have an empty! How much wil I put the sofa up on gumtree for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 My sister might feel like this next year! Out of curiosity what age is your sister and was she brought up in Perth as well ? Fingers crossed I've pumped her ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 Out of curiosity what age is your sister and was she brought up in Perth as well ? Fingers crossed I've pumped her ! She's 44 this year mate. Yeh PGS too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Oh bit older but a lot of my mates were in that year . I could ,if i really wanted to ,find out ALL about her but to be honest canny be arsed , was she a bit gallus wae her arse ? I ken it's your sister but i'd tell you , honest . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Oh bit older but a lot of my mates were in that year . I could ,if i really wanted to ,find out ALL about her but to be honest canny be arsed , was she a bit gallus wae her arse ? I ken it's your sister but i'd tell you , honest . I'll stay up all night if needs be to follow this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'll stay up all night if needs be to follow this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Don't get a mistress, that will mean the end of the marriage and you do not need to be 40 and single, it's tragic. Sports cars cost more money than women and are about as good at conversation. Save it. I recommend a trainer collection. Bwahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Oh bit older but a lot of my mates were in that year . I could ,if i really wanted to ,find out ALL about her but to be honest canny be arsed , was she a bit gallus wae her arse ? I ken it's your sister but i'd tell you , honest . I'll stay up all night if needs be to follow this one. Tam must be burst, I was really looking forward to this panning out. Curse you Tam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Don't get a mistress, that will mean the end of the marriage and you do not need to be 40 and single, it's tragic. Sports cars cost more money than women and are about as good at conversation. Save it. I recommend a trainer collection. Bwahaha. One woman is enough chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Tam must be burst, I was really looking forward to this panning out. Curse you Tam. Haha sjc and myself shared a few pm's , i know a few of his sisters ex boyfriends ,although don't seem to recall his sister for some reason . I am going out to watch the fitba later with a couple of guys around her age . . . So if you have any questions needing answered (i'll also try and get pictures to back anything up ????) i'd be more than happy to ask . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Don't get a mistress, that will mean the end of the marriage and you do not need to be 40 and single, it's tragic. Sports cars cost more money than women and are about as good at conversation. Save it. I recommend a trainer collection. Bwahaha. Dunno like , 40 and single was brilliant for me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I worked briefly in residential child care and spent 8 hours of my 40th birthday at a house in crisis which was ace fun. (It wasn't really) Besides that I turned 40 last December a month after my daughter was born, my partner is 28 and she has a 6 year old daughter already. Who's got time to feel old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 Don't get a mistress, that will mean the end of the marriage and you do not need to be 40 and single, it's tragic. Sports cars cost more money than women and are about as good at conversation. Save it. I recommend a trainer collection. Bwahaha. As opposed to married and unhappy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 The other half has officially acquired 'about to turn 30 trauma' which is doing my head in already. Lots of questions about looking old which I've discovered you shouldn't agree with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 The other half has officially acquired 'about to turn 30 trauma' which is doing my head in already. Lots of questions about looking old which I've discovered you shouldn't agree with. Little tip: if she asks you to tell her when her tits start to sag, don't say that you'd need a time machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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