Fide Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 she had two hens,a cat and a snake in the house Hell of a euphemism there, Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 If only it was. Seriously, two birds, a pussy and a three foot snake in the living room. Kind of scary in an extreme hoarders kind of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Who is the oldest person on here? I think Phoenix is about 70 but there might be a couple older than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I hit 50 in December last year, didn't hurt a bit. Can't actually remember how I felt when I hit 40 other than it obviously wasn't very dramatic. there are some times I feel "old" but that's just usually on cold damp mornings when my body takes a bit longer than usual to get going. Other than that I still think I feel mid-30s. Almost exactly the same for me, was 50 last April and it doesn't make me feel any older or more mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Aran Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Thought I was 46 until I did a quick wee calculation and relaised I'm actually 47. It was my birthday recently and I thought I was going to be 38 but it seems I miscounted and I'm only 37. Result. Does this actually happen? Do you actually start forgetting what age you are? Christ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Does this actually happen? Do you actually start forgetting what age you are? Christ... Yeah, I often forget my birthday as well. Last year it was nearly lunchtime before I twigged. I only realised when I subconsciously put down the date as 1975, instead of 2014 when filing some paperwork at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Aran Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 * Books first flight to Switzerland.I'm a bit bummed about turning 25 but that's possibly more to do with the number of my pals getting married and having weans. And the fact that I now look visibly out of place in a nightclub or anywhere where young folk are present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Sounds like a Saturday night with me and the missus. If you ken what ah mean. Exactly the comeback I was expecting from you Mozza. Good clean fun..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 What? 100 pairs of trainers? No, the next milestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Sounds like a Saturday night with me and the missus. If you ken what ah mean. You have a cat and a meter long snake as house pets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Beating her at badminton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 They say "life begins at 40". Bollocks. If you get married, your life is effectively over anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 They say "life begins at 40". Bollocks. If you get married, your life is effectively over anyway Aren't you married? That's generally a phrase you hear married women use, right before the divorce settlement is arranged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Philpy is a bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 Philpy is a bellend Harsh..... but fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John MacLean Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Does this actually happen? Do you actually start forgetting what age you are? Christ... I can sort of confirm. Turns out I am 46 and can't count. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 A certain popular P&B Poster has hit 40 years old today (He'll remain nameless) and I just wondered how other Posters felt about hitting 40? I, myself reach this milestone next year but am not that bothered as I have a "young as you feel attitude". How about you guys? Worried about the onset of 40? Have you already hit 40? Did it hurt? Is your life over because of it?! The only answer to your midlife crisis is to buy a house boat and start banging ladyboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 The only answer to your midlife crisis is to buy a house boat and start banging ladyboys Been there done that.....well just the boat bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 The ladyboys were banging you My leaky arse feels like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Depends on perspective. I was fucking miserable throughout my thirties. They're well behind me now. The trick is to keep the basics together - mind, body and money - and take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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