Deeboy Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Dry shampoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Famous Ayr fan Itzdrk when confronted with soap in the Laurieston took a photo of it for future reference. Correct. Proof positive that Ayr fans are unwashed minks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Do you think anybody's ever attempted to dreadlock their pyabs? Lenny Kravitz did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) A friend has dreadlocks and doesn't wash his hair as, he says, it cleans itself. Doesn't smell like that in the summer. Honkin'I hope he's black. White people with dreadlocks are, invariably, wankers. Edited January 25, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I can sympathise! I've got 2 pieces of white soap, been together nearly 3 weeks but the bond is not complete. There is a wee gap at one side and I feel they could still spring apart. Makes washing your hands an exciting and tense affair I feel your pain. In all honesty, it is genuinely slightly distracting You're probably trying to join positive to positive. Turn one piece over so that the negative side binds to the positive. I shall try this science tomorrow morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I hope he's black. White people with dreadlocks are, invariably, wankers. He's white (with ginger hair!), but not a w****r, although your view is pretty much spot on with any other white dreadlock-wearers I've encountered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) He's white (with ginger hair!), but not a w****r, although your view is pretty much spot on with any other white dreadlock-wearers I've encountered. Tell the bredren that he aint no rude bwoy and to get his bombocloth I and I a fucking haircut. Edited January 26, 2016 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 ^^^ shocked to learn that people wash. I certainly am shocked to hear that people in this day and age still use bars of soap that are known to be much dirtier than shower gel, filthy b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I certainly am shocked to hear that people in this day and age still use bars of soap that are known to be much dirtier than shower gel, filthy b*****ds.Tough Lux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I certainly am shocked to hear that people in this day and age still use bars of soap that are known to be much dirtier than shower gel, filthy b*****ds. You put shower gel on the sink? Scum, absolute scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Another pun? You'll need a Shield to protect you from the incoming abuse.Maybe I should live in a Knight's Castile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Maybe I should live in a Knight's Castile. You wish, back to shoveling coal tar you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You wish, back to shoveling coal tar you.That would be simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 If you pear could take your palms off your johnsons for a moment you'd realise you're avon me on with all this castle shite. Scum the pear of you and always will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Two nuns in the bath... Sadly, the rest of the soap-based joke doesn't work when written down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You put shower gel on the sink? Scum, absolute scum. Always have plenty of hand soap but if I ever ran out then I'd certainly wash my hands with shower gel rather than making them dirtier by rubbing a manky bar of soap onto them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I couldn't sleep last night, I woke up early this morning and yet I am currently still wide awake. This means tomorrow will be even more unbearable than today was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 I saw a guy absolutely SEETHING in Hamilton Morrisons at the weekend, screaming at the manager that his red peppers were not red enough, and they were "forcing" him to "cook using non-standard colours." WTF M8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 I went to McDonald's today and asked for a big tastey without the sauce, I'm on a diet and its boggin anyway When I took a big bite it had tons of sauce it ruined my day a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 I went to the pub today. I'm staying off the drink, so I asked for a triple-vodka and orange without the vodka. When I took a big drink, it had tons of vodka in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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