welshbairn Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Put a trixie bet on last night, Motherwell and some Dutch game both came in but the third game involving the Vancouver White Socks or some such it turns out doesn't happen till Saturday night. So I have to wait ages to find out if I've won a grand or just a measly £160. Might just end it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Asked for red sauce on my roll and links, got brown.FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Asked for red sauce on my roll and links, got brown.FML. That's a hangable offence, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 That's a hangable offence, tbh. I assume you mean asking for red sauce in the first place, in which case you would be correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I assume you mean asking for red sauce in the first place, in which case you would be correct. Also ordering a coastal golf course rather than sausages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Definitely Lorne sausage btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Square 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 My English mate sent me a text the other day telling me how much he loved the lawn sausage he had in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I think we've already established that it's sausagey bite-bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I think we've already established that it's sausagey bite-bite. Chortle. Had forgotten about that abomination. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/208435-lets-settle-this-for-good/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 My English mate sent me a text the other day telling me how much he loved the lawn sausage he had in Scotland. That's because he makes it neater by trimming the edges.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I bought a packet of rich teas earlier and half the packet are broken. I know I can still eat them and they will taste the same but they just aren't the same! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Foie gras banned in Sao Paulo restaurants. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-33296884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I bought a roll and links with onion and no sauce last week, only to find myself with a roll and brown sauce when I got to work. Not sure how it's possible to do that by accident, so I'm currently plotting my revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I bought a roll and links. Haw, no you didn't. You bought sausages on a roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Accidentally chose the wrong alarm on my phone last night. The volume for this one is set much louder and the tune itself is far too abrasive. FML Edited July 1, 2015 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Haw, no you didn't. You bought sausages on a roll. Suddenly it all becomes clear; obviously I was served by your maw, and punished for my transgression. Ask her how she'd feel if she ended up without any sausage inside her. You ask for sausage on a roll round here and you'll be asked, "square or links?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Made a baked tattie for my lunch and it was stinking so had to go over to the canteen to get something. 'kin 20 minutes of my lunch wasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Suddenly it all becomes clear; obviously I was served by your maw, and punished for my transgression. Ask her how she'd feel if she ended up without any sausage inside her. You ask for sausage on a roll round here and you'll be asked, "square or links?" That's why you ask for sausages on a roll, not singular "sausage". The plurality of "sausages" implies to the basically educated individual that you are asking for link sausages, not Lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 My shower is always too fucking hot. Genuinely annoys me, almost get 3rd degree burns if i stay in too long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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