MONKMAN Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I have 3 sock drawers.Right hand bedside unit top drawer, contains my everyday socks. Left hand bedside unit top drawer, contains various colours of decent sock for more formal occasion. Left hand beside unit bottom drawer, contains football and ankle socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) My daughter wanted to play with her wee water table/sandpit thing yesterday. It's been sitting outside all winter and was mawkit and covered in leaves, so I decided to get the power washer out and clean it with that. All went well until i realised that I've made a clean bit on one of the the patio slabs and now need to do the whole thing. And these folk bobbing across the Mediterranean think their life is difficult. Edited April 3, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My daughter wanted to play with her wee water table/sandpit thing yesterday. It's been sitting outside all winter and was mawkit and covered in leaves, so I decided to get the power washer out and clean it with that. All went well until i realised that I've made a clean bit on one of the the patio slabs and now need to do the whole thing. And these folk bobbing across the Mediterranean think their life is difficult. You could go on ebay and try and source a manky patio slab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Karcher pressure washes are tremendous fun but what a fucking mess I made of my jeans using it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Karcher pressure washes are tremendous fun but what a fucking mess I made of my jeans using it. You're pointing the nozzle the wrong way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: You're pointing the nozzle the wrong way. Depends on your outlook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 8 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Karcher pressure washes are tremendous fun but what a fucking mess I made of my jeans using it. It was her birthday on Saturday, so I got her a Karcher window cleaner. You should have seen her wee face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It was her birthday on Saturday, so I got her a Karcher window cleaner. You should have seen her wee face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Just now, Gaz FFC said: I know how to treat a woman. She couldn't have got any more pleasure from a Rampant Rabbit. The windows will be worn away at this rate. Her Grand weans came to see her and she was like Quick Draw Mcgraw every time a wee mitt came in to contact with glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I know how to treat a woman. She couldn't have got any more pleasure from a Rampant Rabbit. The windows will be worn away at this rate. Her Grand weans came to see her and she was like Quick Draw Mcgraw every time a wee mitt came in to contact with glass. Thoughtful gift. A new way to go. I usually go wi what I think will get me my hole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: Thoughtful gift. A new way to go. I usually go wi what I think will get me my hole How do you know it didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How do you know it didn't. Did she throw you against the windows to get her going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Just now, Gaz FFC said: Did she throw you against the windows to get her going? No such luck really. The weans get away with murder. When it's just me the house is treated like a crime scene. If the bog has just been cleaned I need to go to the pub for a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Got my pool pump fitted but there's a leak at one of the joints. Syria doesn't look too bad on days like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Syria looks better than Dundee everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) Put a DVD in the machine, then went for a piss and to get a snack, thinking that by the time I returned, it would've skipped the annoying "please do not pirate this DVD" warning and associated nonsense.Unbelievably though, it had, all of its own volition, started to actually play the DVD. I had to rewind it a few seconds back to the start! To compound matters, the "First World Problems" thread had slipped beyond the first page in my "Participated" tab, so it took me a good thirty seconds to find. Genuinely wish I was in Darfur right now. Edited April 4, 2017 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Put a DVD in the machine 2nd world problems for this pash. Does any c**t still use DVDs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I might not any more, after this latest travesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I was sitting down the beach today and had forgotten my headphones so I had to listen to the Joe Rogan podcast through the speaker and struggled to hear it every so often due to how loud the waves were crashing against the shore. How much are flights to Mosul? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Had too much whisky last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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