Romeo Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 Your eyeballs are fully grown when you're born and are the same size your whole life. That's your cock you're thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The NHS will be privatised soon enough. True. You'll be dead someday too, but I bet you still go to the doctor when you start pissing blood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 That's your cock you're thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Well there you go, one of life's touchstones shattered. I've been telling folk that useless factoid for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Probably for the best. Cyclops would've been a freaky looking baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 That's your cock you're thinking about.Haha have a greenie!Or a love heart if your on the app! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) True. You'll be dead someday too, but I bet you still go to the doctor when you start pissing blood Never started pissing blood. My point is that when the NHS is privatised who will profit from the use of my organs? Why should some private company use my bits to profit? This is akin to the government claiming that when a cow dies they should automatically get a cut from the farmer to sell to the butcher. EDIT or maybe a wee bit more like if a cow dies then the butcher gets the offal for free. Edited June 5, 2015 by stonedsailor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Never started pissing blood. My point is that when the NHS is privatised who will profit from the use of my organs? Why should some private company use my bits to profit? This is akin to the government claiming that when a cow dies they should automatically get a cut from the farmer to sell to the butcher. EDIT or maybe a wee bit more like if a cow dies then the butcher gets the offal for free. Aye. It's not privatised yet though, and you could always opt out when it is. But you already know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 (edited) Bump! This came in to effect this week I believe (or is about to?). Good stuff I say. Have yet to hear a single decent argument against it. If you care so much about people in need not getting help from something you'll never use (what with you being dead) then it's easy enough to opt out of. Edited March 27, 2021 by DA Baracus 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Great idea - I can imagine there being a stark correlation between those who opt out and those who vote Conservative as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Top stuff. The only folk who'll be opting out will be the people whose religion tells them they'll need their bits and bobs when Starlord raises them from the grave. Well, that and the conspiracy theorists who think the doctors will let them die just to get their hands on their precious bodily fluids (hint: that's not the reason your doctor doesn't want you to live). It will be lovely to live in a country where people don't die because someone else didn't bother to sign a form before they kicked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 55 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Bump! This came in to effect this week I believe (or is about to?). Good stuff I say. Have yet to hear a single decent argument about it. If you care so much about people in need not getting help from something you'll never use (what with you being dead) then it's easy enough to opt out of. I would like to introduce an amendment in which anybody opting out is instantly killed and their organs used immediately. Win-win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 My wife actually opted out the other week. Was extremely surprised by this as its really not like her. She's given blood on a number of occasions and she's not even remotely religious. I suppose it's a completely personal thing, but I was pretty taken aback. I think this law is fantastic personally and will hopefully start saving lives ASAP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, madwullie said: My wife actually opted out the other week. Was extremely surprised by this as its really not like her. She's given blood on a number of occasions and she's not even remotely religious. I suppose it's a completely personal thing, but I was pretty taken aback. I think this law is fantastic personally and will hopefully start saving lives ASAP Did you ask her why? Unless it’s a bonkers religious thing, then genuinely interested to know why people would opt out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 31 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Did you ask her why? Unless it’s a bonkers religious thing, then genuinely interested to know why people would opt out. She says it gives her the heebie jeebies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 28 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Did you ask her why? Unless it’s a bonkers religious thing, then genuinely interested to know why people would opt out. There’s something pretty unnatural about the idea of your internal organs being taken out of your body after you have died I suppose. We were all born and lived our lives with our organs intact so I can understand why people don’t want to be divided in several pieces after they die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, madwullie said: She says it gives her the heebie jeebies I get much the same, but only her eyes, all good coming from a health professional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, madwullie said: She says it gives her the heebie jeebies Actually I know I've made that sound really flippant, but she is deadly serious about it. I think there's a fair bit of what @throbber said involved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 I’m very relaxed about this. Never got round to it but delighted that it’s mandatory. I like the idea that any organs from my decrepit body might be of help to someone. Just need to have the conversation with Mrs Granny now to let her know my wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’m very relaxed about this. Never got round to it but delighted that it’s mandatory. I like the idea that any organs from my decrepit body might be of help to someone. Just need to have the conversation with Mrs Granny now to let her know my wishes. Oh, I think she'll have been considering your disposal longer than you have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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