Alan Stubbs Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Not actually a word (hence my seethe) but "tonite". The G and H are right beside each other on a keyboard, it's barely even a fucking abbreviation. Mate of mine uses it constantly on a group chat and the laziness/stupidity involved winds me up. My new rule is to flat-out refuse to acknowledge any messages using it. I will miss a "nite" out, out of pedantry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Knickers - I don't know why, I just can't stand this word. Makes me cringe when I hear anyone say it Knickers is a bit knaughty so I will rail to my teenage daughters, "Put your drawers in the laundry basket rather than chucking them under the bed". Poo - There are much better and utterly hilarious words for human waste. Dreadful word. 'Take the dog for a keech' is much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Knickers - I don't know why, I just can't stand this word. Makes me cringe when I hear anyone say it One of those words that should never be said by men Lassies, however, can continue to talk about their knickers as much as they'd like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Babe. Both typed and spoken. I fucking hate it. Especially when a male gets called it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Boo. Not as in the word that Patrick Bateman yells when he jumps out from behind your bedroom door in the middle of the night. I'm talking about the word used in deeply tragic American R&B circles to describe a significant other. Used to hear it all the time, and my internal axe murderer would always scream, "WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU EIGHT YEARS OLD?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 'Totally Random' Spoken usually in a Uni accent: 'Yeah, we had a like, totally random night out. We ended up in this totally random pub and were just drinking totally random shots. It was mental.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Boo. Not as in the word that Patrick Bateman yells when he jumps out from behind your bedroom door in the middle of the night. I'm talking about the word used in deeply tragic American R&B circles to describe a significant other. Used to hear it all the time, and my internal axe murderer would always scream, "WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU EIGHT YEARS OLD?!" Now been replaced in popular used, especially in the written form by the word 'bae', not 'babe' but 'bae'. Because a one syllable word really needed shortening some more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Now been replaced in popular used, especially in the written form by the word 'bae', not 'babe' but 'bae'. Because a one syllable word really needed shortening some more. I didn't think it was possible, but that may actually be worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 'Time piece' when someone is referring to a watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Fabulous abbreviated to 'fab' 100x worse when guys use it. You wouldn't say 'I had a fabulous time last night' unless you were Louie Spence so 'fab' doesn't make it anymore acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. Alloa eh? Aye, which team do you really support? We know your agenda etc. On a similar note- Lollipop Lady are words that make me cross.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Alloa eh? Aye, which team do you really support? We know your agenda etc. RangersTV already pointed out how many players with Celtic ties were in our squad last season. The global conspiracy is vast, my friend Fabulous abbreviated to 'fab' 100x worse when guys use it. You wouldn't say 'I had a fabulous time last night' unless you were Louie Spence so 'fab' doesn't make it anymore acceptable. One exception: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Fabulous abbreviated to 'fab' 100x worse when guys use it. You wouldn't say 'I had a fabulous time last night' unless you were Louie Spence so 'fab' doesn't make it anymore acceptable. Forgot about that one. "Fab" and especially "Fabby". Husband abbreviated to "Hubby" is another teeth grinder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Now been replaced in popular used, especially in the written form by the word 'bae', not 'babe' but 'bae'. Because a one syllable word really needed shortening some more. Bae isnt short for babe. It, apparently, stands for Before Anyone Else #downwiththekids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Knickers is a bit knaughty so I will rail to my teenage daughters, "Put your drawers in the laundry basket rather than chucking them under the bed". Genuinely surprised that no-one has asked for pictures yet. The Beatles' 'I am the Walrus' was banned by the BBC in '67 because it the lyric included the revolutionary code word ' knickers', btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 The word 'scrummy' is probably mine. It just sounds horrible and I won't buy foods described as 'scrummy'. Doesn't help that I work in a supermarket and have to see it every other day. The weird thing about this word is, I've never actually heard anyone use this word in conversation. Never heard it said aloud so I'm starting to doubt if it's even a real word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Hibs <<<winning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 'Quality'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 'nice' - the dullest, blandest, word in the English language. I can't even begin to imagine how intolerable the innermost thoughts of people who use that word must be. I mind being in a pub when Barca were playing and Neymar scored (another) exceptional goal and someone at the table who I barely knew said "that was a nice goal". I fucking snapped at the poor c**t and went right through him for it. There is another word I hate hearing but only from women. And only when I ask how they are:"fine"best to step away at that point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 when people say 'torlet' since when did toilet have an R in it? annoys the f*ck out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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