accies1874 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My mum usually buys my dad's gifts for us without even consulting us so I have no idea what "I'm" getting him. My little sister usually makes him a card too leaving me shown up as per usual. f**k Father's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 A Darth Vader t-shirt, big bar of chocolate and a rock that my wee girl coloured in. My wee boy was pissed off that his Mum told him to stay with me while she goes to the shop so I papped him out the door after his mum and my wee girl is about to put on a puppet show for me. Away to work in an hour as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My dad is a c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My missus was out in Edinburgh last night and stayed at her sisters, ^^^ getting pumped by elixir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Some beers and a fridge magnet the youngest made at nursery, and broke after five minutes in the house. They're also fighting like f**k, which is going down really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 All the cards were shit so a text will suffice "Dear Dad all the cards were shit so I'm just sending you this text. Happy Father's Day." Seems OK. My dad is a c**t Did you find a card with that on it? I'd imagine there would be a decent market for this... So far I've had an Amazon voucher for £30. That's what I get for Father's Day, and my birthday, and Christmas. I'm not complaint like because it pays for Kindle books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The wee man got me a dad keyring, some dad sweets and a home brew kit. I suspect his mother helped him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Paying towards a fitbit for the auld b*****d He's still deciding which one he wants. I'll give him 30 quid or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 A caird and a bottle of Southern Comfort. It was his birthday yesterday so I got him a cookbook for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 New Aidan Moffat & Bill Wells LP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairney The Dinosaur Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My old man is the easiest c**t to buy for. Anything to do with Football, fishing or whiskey and he's happy. Couple lures and 15 year old Dalwhinnie this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My dad is a c**t Did you find a card with that on it? I'd imagine there would be a decent market for this... Closest I could find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Couple lures 15 year old.You and your da get up to all sorts eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Saw a great Viz Top Tip earlier: CHILDREN. Give your father the best Father's Day present he could wish for by fucking leaving him the f**k alone for five fucking minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I will no doubt get the usual shit. A card that will sit on the mantle until enough time passes I don't feel guilty about chucking it. novelty socks the kids will make me wear tomorrow before ending up at the back of the drawer and No doubt some shitey mug or pint glass. They might as well wrap up last year's shitey gifts! On the plus side I normally get to sleep in till at least 9 and she will make the tea! What do you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Exactly, they'll spend money on shite I don't want, then be tapping me because they are skint next week. We'll I'll tell you now, they are getting hee haw.Yes bank of dad is fucking closed! It's not my kids that asked for the money it's the wife! She buys this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Bottle of Speyburn Malt Whisky and a voucher for Wiggle. One still to come as daughter no. 1 isn't back from holiday until tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I got booked in for my motorbike cbt. I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My dad passed away 4 years ago so always go down on Father's Day with flowers with my mum and brothers. Fucking hated the first couple times at birthdays ect but it's nice to go down as a family and pay him a wee visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Got - Nothing Gave - nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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