Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Do trailers count as adverts, I think so. Apparently there is a person called Rochelle Humes who is doing a home makeover show, she openly admits that she's never done this before. Why would these fucking idiots let her over the threshold if this is the case? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 8 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Why would these fucking idiots let her over the threshold if this is the case? Because she's from the internet so is instantly an expert in whatever she decides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Because she's from the internet so is instantly an expert in whatever she decides. She’s from The Saturdays and formerly S Club Juniors but your point still stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 33 minutes ago, The Naitch said: She’s from The Saturdays and formerly S Club Juniors but your point still stands. I did not know that. I'm very pleased to announce 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 she's also married to Marvin Humes (DJ who does, or maybe did, the Sunday top 40 show on commercial radio), forming the biggest airhead married couple since posh'n'becks. ITV seem to be on a crusade to try and turn them into their station golden couple. Which says asch about ITV as it does the Humes'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Generally, ITV is fuckin poisonous, lowest common denominator tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 she's also married to Marvin Humes (DJ who does, or maybe did, the Sunday top 40 show on commercial radio), forming the biggest airhead married couple since posh'n'becks. ITV seem to be on a crusade to try and turn them into their station golden couple. Which says asch about ITV as it does the Humes'.She was in a long term relationship with Darren Randolph before he became Motherwell goalie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Anything from Wild. Warning: may rip knitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 This just popped up between videos on YouTube. Somebody's at the wind-up, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 45 minutes ago, BFTD said: This just popped up between videos on YouTube. Somebody's at the wind-up, surely. I got that last night as well. I wasn't sure if I had died and started seeing visions of hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: I got that last night as well. I wasn't sure if I had died and started seeing visions of hell. There's more. "Our product is shit and we hate it, plus it might be cursed and will haunt you" is an interesting strategy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 Cadburys advert. Ellie Simmonds 'what will I do when I stop swimming?' You'll fucking drown hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 That Doritos Euros advert is one of the worst things I've ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That Doritos Euros advert is one of the worst things I've ever seen Just saw it. Absolutely grim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 The Dropbox advert with the most monotonous, drawn-out boot in the world (with an American or Canadian accent): “The waaay that I uuuse draaawpbawwx there’s no way that I dooon’t uuuse draaawpbawwx is maaaaybe the eeaasier way to say it.” Hideous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Verisure Alarms. The woman who is going on holiday facetimes her mother whilst going backwards out of her front door. This is only for the camera and no one does this in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 12/07/2022 at 21:17, Mark Connolly said: That Doritos Euros advert is one of the worst things I've ever seen This is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Would put you off wifies fitba and Doritos for life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Dr. Squatch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Dr. Squatch Yes. And not just because the adverts are annoying. There's a general trend of manufacturers trying to create a market for problems that don't exist. "Artificial" soaps that don't smell manly enough, aye? Air Up is another one, going full conspiracy theory about soft drink manufacturers lying about...well, something, let's not focus too much on that, but they bloody well are, and the answer is to sniff some air freshener while drinking water. That'll show 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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