BFTD Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 On 08/12/2022 at 09:55, GordonD said: The 'whoop whoop' one for Celebrations. So successful that it's been running for several Christmases now. What is wrong with people. Vaguely related - food porn is for sick b*****ds. Witness Lidl's attempt to reel in the M&S pervert brigade. Those gooey noises genuinely give me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Verisure. Because when I go to my mate's house all we talk about is his burglar alarm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 8 hours ago, GordonD said: Verisure. Because when I go to my mate's house all we talk about is his burglar alarm. Lucky you. I somehow get roped into listening about their kids, and have to pretend I care. Home security sounds enthralling in comparison. In fact, Father Purcell would be a welcome alternative at times. "We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred pounds a year, but then a few weeks later ah god, I'll never forget it now, we got a new boiler..."" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 21 hours ago, GordonD said: Verisure. Because when I go to my mate's house all we talk about is his burglar alarm. My mate became suspicious when I asked so many questions about his burglar alarm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 Someone on here said if they were on that Virgin Atlantic plane they'd jump off. I get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 The Sainsburys advert with that talentless Brummie Big Brother failure. Why is it using a muzak version of Teenage Dirtbag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: The Sainsburys advert with that talentless Brummie Big Brother failure. Why is it using a muzak version of Teenage Dirtbag? Because they couldn't get the rights to "I'm a big annoying Brummie b*****d"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 On 13/12/2022 at 12:47, GordonD said: Verisure. Because when I go to my mate's house all we talk about is his burglar alarm. Just had another thought about this advert. If my mate started questioning me about my burglar alarm I'd think the bugger was casing the joint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Just had another thought about this advert. If my mate started questioning me about my burglar alarm I'd think the bugger was casing the joint. On 14/12/2022 at 10:19, Mark Connolly said: My mate became suspicious when I asked so many questions about his burglar alarm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Smirnoff......some weirdos jump about having some kind of seizure. Erm naw you're alright thanks!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 The latest Aviva advert with the bastardised version of The Third Man music. Naw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 The webuyanycar advert with that Mufasa guy is horrific 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Although I don't any TV that has adverts, I unfortunately still get brief snippets of some on Youtube before the 'Skip' button becomes available. Sadly this means I have caught the start of the most recent meerkat pish (Compare the Market), which features a cousin of the meerkat being introduced. Said cousin is some giant rodent who is shockingly cretinous. It's a loud, obnoxious, clumsy, unfunny piece of shit. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they can't possibly think their customers or potential customers are such disgustingly stupid scumbags, and instead have knowingly made such an irritating, debased piece of filth in order to anger folk to drum up business (ragebait basically). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Although I don't any TV that has adverts, I unfortunately still get brief snippets of some on Youtube before the 'Skip' button becomes available. Sadly this means I have caught the start of the most recent meerkat pish (Compare the Market), which features a cousin of the meerkat being introduced. Said cousin is some giant rodent who is shockingly cretinous. It's a loud, obnoxious, clumsy, unfunny piece of shit. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they can't possibly think their customers or potential customers are such disgustingly stupid scumbags, and instead have knowingly made such an irritating, debased piece of filth in order to anger folk to drum up business (ragebait basically). Not impressed then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: Not impressed then? Not a fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Dairy Milk Look at how earnest and heartfelt the people who eat our chocolate are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Some stupid electric car ad: 'Who said electricity couldn't be adventurous?' Nobody. Nobody. Not in the history of ever. Because it's gibberish. OK, you've set up your straw man, base the rest of your unconvincing ad on the premise... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 The McDonald's eyebrows advert. Just GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 “My bulky pee pants” Horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 "I'm AJ and I have a Google Pixel" I don't know who AJ is but I would genuinely rather be deaf than have to listen to that voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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