Miguel Sanchez Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 hours ago, Gibby82 said: Boy at the garage buying his daughter a bar of Dairy Milk and her acting like he’s just signed over the house deeds. A few years ago Cadbury decided their adverts needed to be as maudlin and thoughtful as possible. See also the wee guy on a bus who gives a crying girl a bit of chocolate, or the wee girl in a shop who buys a bar by handing over some shite toys and the guy gives her one back as change. Nauseating. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 The coca-cola pasta party advert. I’m not sure whether I'm most irritated by the voice over not being able to pronounce pasta, the idea that it takes six people to make this wondrous new food, that making pasta is somehow a novelty worthy of having a party, or that nobody drinks wine at the party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Anyone else feel like leathering someone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 22 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Anyone else feel like leathering someone? That's just the Hate Monster talking. Don't give in to the Hate Monster, Miguel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 "I didn't know you had dandruff" "I don't" Just. f**k. Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Bumble are repeat offenders here (the ones with knock-off Andy Serkis are particularly egregious), but the current ad with the yellow eyebrows girl is just bizarre. Seems like a perfectly decent commercial for their services, except all you can think is, "what happened to your eyebrows, and is it contagious?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 The Three advert. There's absolutely no way that the lad can understand the fisherman shouting a complex sentence in Norwegian and not know what one of Norway's staple foods is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 The 32 Red ad with that annoying Leigh Francis /Keith Lemon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 39 minutes ago, stanton said: The 32 Red ad with that annoying Leigh Francis /Keith Lemon I'll raise you the hipster dude from the Sky Bet ads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Just saw a frankly terrifying advert for something called Crispy Fantasy cereal featuring a randy pensioner and some terrible acting and still not entirely sure it’s a real thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 (edited) Vodafone adverts and that stupid wifies annoying up and down voice. Its everywhere, TV, Radio, rent free inside my fucking dome. I'll bet she's not even a wid. Edited June 20, 2023 by Melanius Mullarkay Found her. Sophia Brown. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Slimfast. Just. f**k. Off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Marital problems? Go to Tesco and get stuff for a barbecue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Samsung flip phone. We know smartphones are destroying civilisation, you don't need to play it up to sell us new ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Kenco. Drink our coffee and bring your perfectly multicultural neighbourhood together to restore a football pitch that's definitely not getting trashed by neds five minutes after you all go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Any ad that supposedly shows "real people" "dancing" at some event. I have never seen anyone ever dance like that IRL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Marital problems? Go to Tesco and get stuff for a barbecue. That is one weird advert. I imagine that the guy pumped the lassie's sister, butterchurner style, causing the troubles. But the wee kid likes the barbecue so all is well again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 The booking.com one with the fat woman on the plane reclining her seat right into the lap of the guy behind. A swift karate chop to the throat is called for, if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 On 15/07/2023 at 18:29, GordonD said: The booking.com one with the fat woman on the plane reclining her seat right into the lap of the guy behind. A swift karate chop to the throat is called for, if you ask me. I would have farted in her mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I would have farted in her mouth. Bit difficult under the circumstances 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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