LIVIFOREVER Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 15/01/2023 at 11:48, Melanius Mullarkay said: “My bulky pee pants” Horrific. Reminded me of Billy Connolly telling us about those small magazine ads for the big slipper, and the incontinence pants, with the guy buying the pants and going out to the dancing, pishing away till his heart's content as he dances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 49 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Reminded me of Billy Connolly telling us about those small magazine ads for the big slipper, and the incontinence pants, with the guy buying the pants and going out to the dancing, pishing away till his heart's content as he dances. Caring not a jot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 "Motorway, where the dealers compete to offer you the best price for your car." Naw they don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 Saw one where a couple went to an estate agent, and the guy was setting up webcams and microphones to spy on them "to see if they are any good" Pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 That tap dancing kunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Bounty Competitions... "Make your dreams a reaĺllllll-ay". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 I think it was @Sergeant Wilson who said if he was on that Virgin plane he'd jump off. I get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think it was @Sergeant Wilson who said if he was on that Virgin plane he'd jump off. I get it. I did. Only because in these post 9/11 days it would be too difficult to get into the cockpit to crash it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 In converse...here's a good advert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 12/04/2023 at 15:15, Arch Stanton said: Bounty Competitions... "Make your dreams a reaĺllllll-ay". She must have read this It's been re-recorded and now she pronounces the "t" in "reality". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 The one Sky are showing in every advert break for Sky News' coverage of the Coronation. Just f**k right off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Any advert that doesn't present a true picture of the thing they're trying to flog you. Like computer games where there's a caption 'Not actual game footage', or car ads that say 'Not UK specification'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 hours ago, GordonD said: car ads that say 'Not UK specification'. See also : car ads that advertise that their prices start at, say, £8000, overlaid over some epic shots of a really nice looking car. Then the small print on screen says "Model shown is the Fastb*****d, retail price £35000" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 I've just seen a Homebase advert starting with "insta-ready starts with inspiration" Stop decorating your homes to impress people on the internet Society is doomed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've just seen a Homebase advert starting with "insta-ready starts with inspiration" Stop decorating your homes to impress people on the internet Society is doomed I was in Edinburgh last week and heard a radio advert (I think Forth Radio?) for a local restaurant. "Instagrammable dinner ideas" Boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 I've no idea who Les Mills is, but they really don't sound like they're worth knowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 I'm baffled by that one where you sell your car online with 'motorway,com', and the process is illustrated by some punchable people jumping around on giant mobile phones in some hyped-up game-show scenario. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Boy at the garage buying his daughter a bar of Dairy Milk and her acting like he’s just signed over the house deeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Voice overs for French cars. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FRENCH AND IT SHOWS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 14 hours ago, Gibby82 said: Boy at the garage buying his daughter a bar of Dairy Milk and her acting like he’s just signed over the house deeds. Have you seen how much garages charge for chocolate these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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