pittsburgh phil Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 These paralympics malteasers adverts. Not a fan. That one with the disabled girl going on about how she was ripping the head off her new bf when she had a spasm. Her friends all sit there cackling like harridans as she 'ejaculates' maltesers over the table. WTF!Somehow doubt if they would do one where it was a guy going on about how he was knuckle deep in his bird as his mates all high five each other like a bunch of b**sts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 That Flash advert with the singing dog b*****dising Flash by Queen is quite possibly the worst advert I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 These Maltesers Adverts appear to be purely to tell us that disabled folk have sex too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 7 September 2016 at 14:21, jimmy boo said: Assorted halfwits playing tunes on cans of heinz baked beans....grrrrrrr Just saw this for the first time. Truly dreadful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: These Maltesers Adverts appear to be purely to tell us that disabled folk have sex too. They're trying to affiliate their rubbish sweetie with the Paralympics, with which, of course, we are all enthralled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Oreo. Just f**k the f**k off you utter scum. Another added to the never try list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 That one with the disabled girl going on about how she was ripping the head off her new bf when she had a spasm. Her friends all sit there cackling like harridans as she 'ejaculates' maltesers over the table. WTF!Somehow doubt if they would do one where it was a guy going on about how he was knuckle deep in his bird as his mates all high five each other like a bunch of b**sts. The Channel 4 app on PS4 shows this one all the time. I genuinely don't know who thought it was a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Just seen that Maltesers one. Didn't think they could make Maltesers adverts worse or the people in them less sympathetic, but they've managed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parfecto Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 It is a bit cringey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 In fairness, everyone's talking about it so it's clearly worked. Whether or not it's made me want to eat Malteasers or be masterbated by a lady with a shaky hand is neither here nor there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 The ryder cup ones are awful especially using the John Lee hooker thing....jlh literally opposite of white middle class sport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 The Samsung adverts where Jack Whitehall patronises various Paralympians. Is there an unfunnier tosser on this planet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, TheLip69 said: The Samsung adverts where Jack Whitehall patronises various Paralympians. Is there an unfunnier tosser on this planet? Yes. James Corden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Diet chef Where is girl is speaking to her previous fat self is the worst advert I have ever seen. absolute cringe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnito Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 It's not an advert as such, but those Sure clips at the start of the advert breaks on Sky Sports News. The one with the F1 mechanics posing in the gym. Especially the smirking Matt LeTissier lookalike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 That one for the loan company where they ask for a guarantor. So if I guarantee the loan and the borrower does a runner, I'm saddled with the debt? Sod that for a game of soldiers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 15/09/2016 at 21:08, Bairnito said: It's not an advert as such, but those Sure clips at the start of the advert breaks on Sky Sports News. The one with the F1 mechanics posing in the gym. Especially the smirking Matt LeTissier lookalike. If I looked like Matt LeTissier I wouldn't have anything to smirk about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 On 9/8/2016 at 08:57, peasy23 said: Hugely disappointed that Peter Mullan has let his standards slip and is in a car advert. And why the f**k is he pronouncing it PERGeot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 03/08/2016 at 22:16, KnightswoodBear said: That fucking dreadful dubbed San Miguel advert That fucking dreadful San Miguel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 16/08/2016 at 13:14, Bairnito said: That new confused.com advert "Just call me Mr Green Light". Imagine being stuck in a car with that. Er, no. Just call you Mr Thrush. Because you're an irritating c**t This Also what simpleton thought it appropriate to use a Marc Bolan song on a car insurance ad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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