planbiffy Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 21/08/2017 at 23:59, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've no idea who Karlie Kloss is, but she can take her website, along with her stupid fucking name, and shove them both up her arse. Or stop plaguing me with YouTube ads. Either's fine. I am aware that this is from ages ago but Karlie Kloss is a model most well known for her work with Victoria's Secret, on the side she teaches girls how to code so I presume that's why she was hired fir the advert, aside from her good looks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 9 hours ago, planbiffy said: I am aware that this is from ages ago but Karlie Kloss is a model most well known for her work with Victoria's Secret, on the side she teaches girls how to code so I presume that's why she was hired fir the advert, aside from her good looks She appears to have since shoved her annoying YouTube ads up her arse, thankfully. YouTube's ad servers must be terrible, as I'm clearly not a girl interested in coding, and it's been ages since I modelled underwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 "Coffee, Mr Wolf, lots of cream, lots of sugar." Take a flying f**k to yourself, Morag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Been doing my head in for a while. "We're in yoo-gaun-dah. No idea where though" Is this an edit of a longer ad? Makes no sense if it isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Been doing my head in for a while. "We're in yoo-gaun-dah. No idea where though" Is this an edit of a longer ad? Makes no sense if it isn't. Given the fact that he is supposed to be working for a travel firm, the fact he has no idea where he is does not fill me with confidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 3.5 billion women on the planet. No two are the same. So how many pads have we made? 100, 1000, 10,000???? No, we've made four. Yes, just four. Aren't we great? Woooooaaaaaahhhhh bodyform, etc, etc, etc. Twunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ^^^Ragweekbob Aye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 That Vodafone advert with Martin Freeman at the train station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 There's a new Muller advert out, and it's hilarious! Nicole Sherzinger has a tub of the stuff, and lol, she trips over, and hahahahaha, wait for it (sorry, I'm still laughing), she ends up hahahahahaha WITH IT ON HER NOSE!!!! Someone please either assassinate her, or the advertising company that keep regurgitating this shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Well I wasn't planning on buying any yoghurt, but now I've seen Nicole Sherzinger with some on her nose! Nah, still not buying it. Next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: The world does not need one less megawid you selfish b*****d. Find Muller and kill him. You fire in Bairnardo, I wouldn't go near the vacuous bint. I'll step back and let you move 1 place further up the queue. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 You fire in Bairnardo, I wouldn't go near the vacuous bint. I'll step back and let you move 1 place further up the queue. She's a boot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Owen Wilson. That sofa shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Any advert that describes the product it's pushing as "The perfect gift for Christmas/Mother's Day/Father's Day/whatever." Last year I was trying to think what I could get by 96-year-old grandmother for Christmas. Then I saw an advert for a CD called Forty Rap Classics which said it was "the perfect Christmas gift" so I bought it for her. Now I've been cut out of the will.* *Not really, but you get the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 22 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: That Vodafone advert with Martin Freeman at the train station. If he's so concerned about her "eating through her data" by watching a film, why is he interrupting her so she'll have to rewind to watch the bit he talked over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Child bereavement UK, no doubt an admirable charity but why in the last section of the ad is there a billionaire asking me to donate £3 a month? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 The current Currys PC World advert with the old Indian guy doing the voice over. "Haitch D TV", "Haitch P printer", "Haitch this, Haitch that"... just f**k off. The eighth letter of the alphabet is AITCH, there's no fucking "h" at the beginning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighairycoo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 20:38, Arch Stanton said: The current Currys PC World advert with the old Indian guy doing the voice over. "Haitch D TV", "Haitch P printer", "Haitch this, Haitch that"... just f**k off. The eighth letter of the alphabet is AITCH, there's no fucking "h" at the beginning. That should also be in petty things that annoy. Folk that say "haitch" rip ma fkn knitting..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 That annoying c**t in the Sky Mobile adverts. Thieves a bowl of sugar cubes in one advert, now he's shoving money in the Jukebox when the coffee shop is clearly about to close. Bet he's a fucking Hibby. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 On 09/10/2017 at 20:13, Cerberus said: Peter Kay is still floating about? Being reminding of things from the 90s by an obese Yorkshireman must have more longevity than I thought. I think he'd sink - you seen the size of him. Does anyone know the name of the girl in the TUI ad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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