Arch Stanton Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Can't even remember the name of the company I was so disgusted, that advert where the person says they can accept card payments and every c**t goes "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 The adverts with a word search you get during the day where you can win about £30k the newest one has the clue, Popular TV Crime Series and the answer is clearly Midsummer Murders as it takes up a whole line. I know these are clearly easy to make people spend a fiver phoning in but very annoying. Add to that anything by JML 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The Omaze Million Pound House Draw is clearly a money laundering scam of some sort, yes? They absolutely must be although they are a massive Company in the USA operating under a charitable status. They operate with a profit margin of 16-18% after prize purchasing which is nice work if you can get it given their operating costs excluding advertising will be negligible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 A certain mayonnaise advert. Shows various folk looking glum with nothing in the fridge other than a jar of mayo and they somehow end up cooking all sorts of wonderful colourful dishes. Where did that chicken and those peppers come from? The garden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 12:50, Miguel Sanchez said: The Omaze Million Pound House Draw is clearly a money laundering scam of some sort, yes? The previous prize showed a house below an embankment which carried a small river, they are hawking properties that can't be sold due to being in flood plains or other defects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 14:25, Perkin Flump said: They absolutely must be although they are a massive Company in the USA operating under a charitable status. They operate with a profit margin of 16-18% after prize purchasing which is nice work if you can get it given their operating costs excluding advertising will be negligible. The woman doing the advert is a whiney sort, I have to mute sound when it comes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 The advert for a mobile card device where the actors do a poor man's 'Baguette' oooh, oooh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: A certain mayonnaise advert. Shows various folk looking glum with nothing in the fridge other than a jar of mayo and they somehow end up cooking all sorts of wonderful colourful dishes. Where did that chicken and those peppers come from? The garden? What came first, the chicken or the mayonnaise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 12:50, Miguel Sanchez said: The Omaze Million Pound House Draw is clearly a money laundering scam of some sort, yes? Every time it’s on, day after day, they always state that “you must enter by midnight tonight”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: Every time it’s on, day after day, they always state that “you must enter by midnight tonight”. Isn't that when you're shagging a Gremlin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 14:06, Bert Raccoon said: The adverts with a word search you get during the day where you can win about £30k the newest one has the clue, Popular TV Crime Series and the answer is clearly Midsummer Murders as it takes up a whole line. I know these are clearly easy to make people spend a fiver phoning in but very annoying. "The clock is ticking, you only have 30 seconds" Pressing pause on the remote Except I'm not because they are really irritating adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said: The previous prize showed a house below an embankment which carried a small river, they are hawking properties that can't be sold due to being in flood plains or other defects. The latest one, if I heard right, is about 100 yards from a cliff edge in Dover, so it's not lasting long either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Who in their right mind would find a prominent place in their house to fit a bracket, then stick a fucking vacuum cleaner on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Who in their right mind would find a prominent place in their house to fit a bracket, then stick a fucking vacuum cleaner on it? People who lash out 300 sheets on one, then want to make sure visitors know they have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 The one that says "The UK has lost 97% of its wildflower meadows." Meaningless without a timescale. Lost the meadows since when? The Ice Age? World War Two? Thursday afternoon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 That gambling advert where Peter Crouch stands up in front of the big outdoor screen showing the football to say "come on!!!" to the crowd. In reality, all you'd hear would be various variations of "get out of the way ya f***ing dick" as he gets hit with liquid-bearing projectiles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Not one ad but the fact Cantona is getting his face on loads of them right now is starting to grate with me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 "Eat them to defeat them" currently ripping my knitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: "Eat them to defeat them" currently ripping my knitting. I'm not sure that making vegetables look like deformed monsters is the best way to encourage children to eat their greens. Be like running an advert for sausages that implied that they can look a wee bit like an alien turd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 That shite featuring Bullard flogging tellies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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